The Twelve Days of Slayers

On the first day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

A Zelgadiss proof Frying pan! (Don't ask)

On the second day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Two Swords of lights

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan

On the third day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Three Inverse ladies (don't ask who the third is, I don't know)

Two swords of loght

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan

On the fourth day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the fifth day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the sixth day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the seventh day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Seven Zolmulgoostars

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the eighth day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Eight Pacifist punches

Seven Zolmulgoostars

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the ninth day of Slayers true love gave to me:

Nine shabernigdos

Eight Pacifist punches

Seven Zolmulgoostars

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the tenth day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Ten Kopii Rezos

Nine shabernigdos

Eight Pacifist punches

Seven Zolmulgoostars

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the eleventh day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Eleven Crazy Philbrezos

Ten Kopii Rezos

Nine shabernigdos

Eight Pacifist punches

Seven Zolmulgoostars

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan.

On the twelfth day of Slayers my true love gave to me:

Twelve "Gourry Dear" Sylphiels

Eleven Crazy Philbrezos

Ten Kopii Rezos

Nine shabernigdos

Eight Pacifist punches

Seven Zolmulgoostars

Six big boob Nagas

FIVE FRUITCAKE PRIESTS!

Four chibi Gourrys

Three Inverse ladies

Two swords of light

And a Zelgadiss proof frying pan!!