Author's Note:
This is a Class short fic.
CLASS SHORTS: My friend CrimsonBloodflower who I shall refer to as "manga" and I sit together in math class and pass a notebook back and forth between us where we write nonsensical dialogue fluff with some of our obsessions. CLASS SHORTS are humorous crackfics intended solely to entertain. Our friend who I shall refer to as Videogames will sometimes appear and maybe contribute a few lines. :)
-Anime
Manga: Blah I am tired.
Anime: Good for you! xP
Edward Elric: Hey guys!
Manga: Oh hey Ed... Wait...WHOA WHOA WHOA! WTF ARE YOU DOING IN OUR MATH CLASS?
Anime: OMG ED! I LOVE YOU! *GLOMPS*
Ed: Uh...can't...breathe!
Manga: Anime! What did I tell you about strangeling little kids?
Anime: Aww *lets go of Ed*
Ed: little! LITTLE! LITTLE! WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M SOME SUPER HYPER MIDGET THAT YOUCAN STEP ON? WELL YOU CAN'T SO SHUT UP!
Manga: Easy there...calm down boy.
Ed: *shrinks*
Manga: Ed, you are SHORT! :D
Ed: GWAH I'M NOT SHORT! *attacks Manga*
Anime: Ooh Manga you lucky betch, Ed is on top of you. xD
Ed: Wha- *they stare at each other, Ed backs away*
Manga: Well I am flattered but I'm already seeing someone. :)
Ed: Um...*blushes* I didn't mean it...like that...
Manga: That's OK, go fuck Anime, it will make her happy
Anime: *super high pitched squeal*
Manga: Gosh, my ears!
Ed: ROAR!
Manga: so you are an animal now? EW, BEASTIALITY!
Anime: Ed the Lion, Yeah I can see that.
Manga: Except lions aren't short.
Anime: Actually, when standing on all fours, a lion will only grow up to five feet in height at the maximum. *nerd face*
Manga: Still taller than Ed.
Ed: BY ONE INCH!
Manga: *laughs*
Ed: *claps**traps Manga in a pile of wood ripped off the desks*
Anime: THANK YOU!
Videogame: EDWARD ELRIC WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GIRLFRIEND!
Manga: Mrrrmph
Ed: Come on, be greatfull!
Videogame: *tries to attack Ed*
Ed: *locks Videogame out of the room* So now we are alone... ;)
Manga: GYAAAAAAA! SMASH! *frees self and Videogame*
Videogame: YAAAY! *Hugs Manga*
Manga: *blushes*
Ed: JESUS! SHE DESTROYED IT!
Anime: I thought you didn't like religion?
Ed: Shit.
Manga: Ed! *she and Videogame slap Ed* Mwahahahahaha I win!
Anime: Noooo! Eddie bear!
Ed: What did you call me?
Manga: I thought he was "Ed the lion" not "Eddie-bear"
Anime: BWAH MANGA IS CONTROLLING ME!
Manga: No I am not. *innocent face*
Anime: Yes you were so now I shall control you.
Manga: TURTLE SUSHI ROLL! GWAA! ! I LIKE DILDOS! AND BUNNY RABBITS! AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE VIDEOGAME! GHHHHHHIOOKLSKLD;KLDIVOPPPJF
Anime: Mwahahahahahahahaha
Manga: OK, I do love Videogame and dildos but definitely not bunny rabbits!
Ed: Uhh... *slowly backs away*
Anime: Garble wodufouodpoonetniabab gwabblefortzen zorwickle!
Ed: WTF?
Anime: !
Manga: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Ed: You can control people?
Manga: Yep, I am ALL POWERFULL! (author's note: Hah yeah right)
Ed: Cool! Let's do an equivalent exchange, I'll teach you alchemy if you teach me how to control people.
Anime:
Ed: Huh?
Manga: She said to teach her too.
Ed: And before that?
Manga: That is for us to know and you to find out when you are over five feet tall!
Ed: You little bitch!
Manga: I AM NOT LITTLE! I AM TALLER THAN YOU!
Ed: HEY I AM NOT SHORT!
*the world explodes*
THE END! xD