Disclaimer: Unfortunately (I don't mean aggressively ()) the Dragon Knights (ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DRAGON KNIGHTS!!!) aren't mine, but if they were, RATH WOULD WEAR SHINEY PANTS, MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

In a bustling market place near the Dragon castle............

"Knock, Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Chicken."

"Chicken who?"

"Knock, Knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Chicken."

"Chicken who?"

"Knock, Knock."

"Who's there?!"

"Chicken."

"Chicken Who?!?"

"Knock, Knock."

"WHO'S THERE?!?!?!"

"Chicken."

"CHICKEN WHO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Knock knock."

" WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU THATZ?!?!" Rune shouted at the top of his lungs. Thatz scrambled up after he was blown down, "I was just playing around Rune, Jeez..." Rune bellowed back, "YOUR "PLAYING" AROUND IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!" Thatz again scrambled to get up. "Were SUPPOSED to have fun Rune, lighten up." Rune sighed a put a hand to his temple, "You're right, I need to cool down," Rune sat cross-legged on a tree stump and meditated, "I didn't mean like that," Thatz said. Rune lifted up one eye, " Well then what should we do?" Thatz pondered, "Hmmm...I know," He pulled Rune with him, "Follow me! " Rune managed to sputter, "Where are you taking me!?!?" Thatz winked "You'll see..." Rune gulped, "Whatever it is. It's not going to be good." He thought to himself as they walked into the bustling and busy streets of Downtown Dragoon. Rune blushed, "We're not going in there are we?" Thatz answered "Of course, now this is my idea of fun! " Rune blushed even more "But Thatz...." Thatz pulled him inside, "Come on Rune like I said loosen up." As they went inside A big sign said Stripper party. Inside women were dancing on poles and wearing extremely skimpy clothes and men were yipping and yawing. "THATZ." Rune screamed, "WHY DID YOU TAKE ME HEAR!!!!!" Thatz put a finger to his mouth , I'm trying to keep a low profile." Rune was about to say something when he saw Rath flirting with a woman with very large cleavage. " RATH!" Rune walked over to him, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING," Rath quickly cover his face with his hat and said in a different voice, "Umm...I don't know anyone by the name of Rath, I'm Bob," Rune started strangling Bob/Rath , "Don't play stupid with me Rath," Rath/Bob managed to sputter, "Can't breath..." Thatz came over to the table with some drinks, "Remember what I told ya Rune, keep it cool." Rune put Rath down and sat reluctantly in on of the chairs. "Great, now drink up! " Rune looked at the drink, "You know I don't approve of alcohol," Thatz hit him on the back, "Oh come on Rune lighten up, it's just for today look even Rath is having fun...oh dear." Rath had just gone behind some curtains with five or six girls. "Well" Thatz said, " Rath is enjoying himself, and so should we!" He took a big gulp of the beer. Rune took a sip from his container," Hmmm.. It's not half bad," and took another sip. Just then a women went over to whim wearing really skimpy clothes. "Hi 'ya," she said in a husky voice, "Oh...ummm..H..Hi" Rune said sputtering into his beer container, "Are y'all enjoying the dances, "Well," Rune said, "We didn't really, OH DEAR GOD!!" Now all the women were dancing naked. "Thatz you've got to, huh?" Thatz wasn't in his seat, he was watching the women , "OH THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT!!!

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Can Rune survive the strippers club, is Thatz every going to help him, and what happened to poor Rath, find out in the next chapter, and that chapters a dozy!