Disclamier: I don't own the birds and it pains me to type this but I don't own Harley either.

Author's Note: I haven't done a thought from the mighty blonde one in a very long time so I figured what the hey let's hear from her one more time and this time she is thinking about herself.

Sure you've heard of Harley Quinn who hasn't, I'm smart, pretty, have great taste in men and clowns.

I'm misunderstood, unappreciated and at the moment am unfairly incarcerated inside the walls of Arkham Asylum.

I'm a fighter, a survivor, a animal lover and one hell of a doc.

I've withstood the wrath of the Joker or as I like to call him my sweet puddin' pop,the determination of Batman don't get me started on him, and then there's Poison Ivy..well she's alright by me even though she might be alittle plant crazy.

That's me in a nutshell but if you want to know more just bang on my padded cell door.