"Move it bitch!" The guard growled as he kicked me from behind.
"You first asshole." I snapped back with a twisted grin. The guard let out a low grumble as he punched me in the stomach. Oh man did that hurt.
"Stupid whore." He said as he backhanded me when I kicked him. I laughed as I spat out the blood in my mouth.
"You're lucky they put the cuffs on me, you'd be one hell of a human cannon ball." That comment got me another black eye to match my other eye.
I chuckled darkly as he tied me up against the mast before leaving me for the other guards.
"Hey where you going? You're not leaving me are you? I thought you loved me." I called out at the guard. His buddies laughed as him as he threw a bottle at me.
"HEY! Don't waste the rum!" I yelled as the bottle broke, creating a nice gash on my forehead.
I dropped my grin and sighed as soon as the guards went below deck. I snorted. Guards my ass. They were bandits. You could tell by the way they acted no discipline at all. If they were really guards they would have had someone watch me, even with the sea stone cuffs on my hands.
"Damn, my shirt is ruined." I mutter as I watched the blood from my gash drip onto my already bloody and dirt stained shirt. It WAS a simple but nice quarter sleeve shirt, now though it was only a ripped piece of cloth that barely covered my chest.
I laughed as I remember when one of the bandits "tried" to have their way. That dude is never going to be able to pee straight, let alone have kids. That is if anyone woman wanted him.
I grinned as I got another idea.
"The king and his men stole the queen from her bed." I started, pitching my voice so that my singing sounded high and creepy.
"And bond her in her bones." I heard a couple of thumps imaging that the bandits were making their way up to the deck. They hated it when I sang this song. It creeped them out.
"The seas be ours and by the powers." And that's when a large fist came in my view.
I groaned as I came too. Damn my head hurts. I winced as I heard someone laughing.
"Maybe this time you'll to shut yer mouth, eh wench." I grinned as I turned to look at one of the bandits.
"And maybe next you guys will learn to take a bath, and clean that muck off your faces. Oh wait, those are your faces." I laughed then gasped when the bandit hit the gash on my head.
"Jeeeeez, if you didn't like what I said, you could have told me." I muttered loud enough to get hit again.
"Hell, your fucking crazy." The bandit said. I raised an eye brow at him.
"And your first clue was…..." I told him. He let out a low growl as he cut the rope that tied me to the mast before gripping my by the hair and dragging me over to his buddies.
"I can't take it anymore, let's dump the bitch." He growled.
FUCK! I felt the blood run form the face. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
"Hey there's no need for that, I'll be good!" I piped up, only to get hit again. Damn what is it beat on Riku day or what.
I heard a couple of the other guards agree with the guy holding my hair.
"Let's dump her, she's no use to us anyways." The leader said.
I thrashed around, trying to make a break for it as they dragged me over to the side of the boat. Just as they were about to toss me, I twisted around so that I was latched on one of the guys.
It took them about 20 minutes to get me off the guy. By then they had beaten me pretty good. I did manage to take out one of the bandits' eye and broke another's finger.
"Here." One bandits said as he pulled out the key to the cuffs. The others protested thinking that he was going to release me. Instead he hung the key around my neck hoping to piss me off. I smiled at him.
"How thoughtful of you. I remember this when I get out of these cuffs." I said smiling. Who am I kidding, I'm screwed here people.
I gave them one last kick in the ass before they hit me on the head. I saw my world fade as they tossed me into the sea. Looks like my time is over here.