Disclaimer: If I were really thie genious who owns Adventure Time with Finn and Jake I would have no reason to write fanfiction. I'd also have a shitload of money.
I was watching Adventure Time, like I do everyday, and this idea came into my head. I realy have too much time on my hands...
Enjoy!
"Hey, Finn?"
"Yeah?"
"Does this height make me look fat?" Jake asked. He gazed doubtfully into the mirror.
"What the glob, man? You always don that height and you've never inquired about your weight."
Jake swaggered away from the mirror and sighed. Finn is a human; he'd never understand the problem of the elongating canine.
Lumping humans…
"It's just that… I thought that Lady Rainicorn might notice me better if I looked meaner and leaner." Jake admitted, showing off his muscular limbs as he finished. "Ergo why I've been laying off the lumpy pizza pie globs. I heard that they're high in cholesterol..."
Finn, outraged by his friend's preposterous body image, leapt in front of Jake and peered straight into his eyes.
"Whoa man! You're my best friend and I won't let you ever think such things about yourself! You can be whatever globbing height you wish and look fine."
Jake shrunk into his normal size, allowing his stomach to bulge out with ease in R and R.
"Good, bud, because I've been craving some chocolate lumps. Wanna go for some?"
"I'm in."
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-Kayti