Passing Notes in Potions

by wrongturn

Rons got unanswered questions... Harry wants to talk about Ginny and Cho... Hermione Won't explain anything... It isn't half as dramatic as I say. In fact, its funny and a bit fluffy. give it a go

1. Passing Notes in Potions

DISCLAIMER:

I don't own these,

But if you do

I REALLY don't own these

So please don't sue

:: heh. Poet in the making, aren't I? ::

Note passing in Potions

Setting: They're in potions class, with Hermione one side, Harry in the middle and Ron on the other side. So with that explained. Run Forest! Run! :: uh, I mean read... :: ::coughrunsawaycough

Ron : hermione what's the answer?

Harry: did you see Ginny today? Making a spectacle of herself with Dean

Ron: don't give ME the note - hermione what's the answer?

Harry: well?

Ron: give the note to hermione!!!

Harry: *Glares at Ron* did you see Ginny today? making a spectacle of herself with DEAN!

Hermione: What's wrong with that Harry? *narrows eyes*

Harry: noth

Ron: *snatches note* give me the answer! how much knotgrass?!

Harry: I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. I just wanted to know if you saw that deeply disturbing and nightmarish scene.

Hermione: What about Cho?

Harry: what ABOUT Cho?

Ron: *Looks over Harry's shoulder and snatches note* how much KNOTGRASS?!

Harry: well? what ABOUT cho?

Hermione: Nothing.

Harry: well it has to be SOMETHING.

Hermione: Only, Cho was doing the exact same thing - maybe more - with Michael Corner and you didn't do anything

Harry: *passes note on*

Ron: michael corner is a git.

Harry: so is Dean. *passes note back to Ron*

Ron: too right.

Harry: two against one, Hermione. You might as well agree.

Hermione: Harry, do you like Ginny now?

Harry: NO!

Ron: take ginny off dean, harry. Go on. hermione, how much not grass?

Harry: i don't!

Ron: the bells gone, hermione, quickly, how much knotgrass?

Harry: there's Ginny now... *sigh*

Ron: i'm going to tell her. how much knotgrass hermione!

Harry: NO YOU WON'T! and its to late to add anything now.

Ron: GIVE THE NOTE TO HERMIONE!

Hermione: It's far too late to add anything now.

Ron: *Glares at them* YOU HAD TO IGNORE ME DIDN'T YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER ME HERMIONE? DONT TELL STUPID RON THE ANSWER! WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!!

Hermione: *indignantly* We are not adding Knotgrass in this potion, Ron.

Author (that's me):

Uh, R&R if you want, me apologises if that's too fluffy. (Have you ever heard people us that 'its four in the morning' excuse? Well, er, no, it was not four in the morning. Hell, I'm not even sure if it was morning.

Damn, there goes my excuse... :: coughflyforestflycough ::