Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own any Naruto characters that are being used on this show.
before show
Kimberly: ''Ok, ok, ok. I have never done one of these before, but i thought it would be fun. Remember this is just some random thing that just happened to make itself known to my mind. This is my talk show.''
Tweedle:'' Yeah!, and I'm in it!''
Kimberly: ''I'm getting to you!''
Tweedle: smiles real big for making Kimmie angery
Kimberly: ''Oh, Tweedle, I almost forgot, Gaara is going to be on this show.''
Tweedle: Looking out at the crowd ''Ok.''
show starts
Kimberly: ''Ok today we have some new guests. The characters off the anime Naruto. The characters that are with us are Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke!''
Tweedle: ''WHAT? Gaara's here? Why didn't any one tell me Kimmie? Do I look ok?''
Kimberly: sighs (whispers to the other host): ''You look fine, but I told you he was going to be here before the show even started!''
Tweedle: (whispers back:) ''Oh, did you make sure I was still breathing afterward? I could have passed out because of shock or something.
Kimberly: looks confused at cohost
Audience stares at the stage wondering what the hold is.
Kimberly: ''Will the guest please come and take a seat?''
Guests walk on stage. Naruto and Sasuke sit on the couch, and Gaara sits in the armchair.
Kimberly: ''Hello, my name is Kimberly, and my companion here is-well we'll just call her Tweedle.''
Tweedle: Walks over to the guests ''Hello. Who want's to take the first question?''
Naruto: jumps up and down with a hand raised ''Oh, me, me, me!''
Kimberly: (sighs again) ''Ok, Naruto, you get the first question. Is it hard having to be a ninja?''
Tweedle: ''Lucky.''
Naruto: ''What?'' not clearly hearing what Tweedle said
Tweedle: Screams ''IS IT HARD BEING NINJA?!?''
Naruto: scoots away from Savannah ''Yeah. It's not that bad, but you have to train a lot.''
Kimberly: ''Who's next?''
Sasuke and Gaara glare at each other.
Gaara looks back at Kimberly: ''I guess I'll go.''
Tweedle: ''About damn time! You guys took long enough glaring at each other!'' says with an angry look and tone
Kimberly: ''OH DEAR GOD, QUICK GO TO A COMERCIAL!''
back to show
Kimberly: ''Ok, when we left Tweedle was going to ask Gaara a question. So lets start with that!''
Tweedle: ''Kimmie, I thought you were the one asking the questions?''
Kimberly: ''I'll let you have this one.''
Tweedle: ''Gaara, my question is, why do you kill people?''
Gaara: ''To make me feel alive.''
Kimberly: scoots away from Gaara ''Oh,ok. That's nice. Sasuke, we haven't gave you a chance to speak. ''
Sasuke: ''So?''
Kimberly: giggles ''Do you hate Gaara?
Sasuke: ''No. I hate him!''
Tweedle: gives Sasuke a go-to-hell look ''What! How could you say that?''
Sasuke: ''He tried to start a war in our village. He, also, tried to kill Rock Lee.''
Tweedle: (whispers to Kimberly): ''I wish he would have done it when he had the chance.''
Kimberly: (whispers back): ''No kidding.''
Tweedle: ''I'm tired of talking to Sasuke. Naruto, what do you think of Gaara, is he as horrible as Sasuke says?''
Naruto: sees the ''i'll-kill-you-if-you-say-yes'' look on Savannah's face: ''No.''
Tweedle: ''See. Gaara's not that bad.''
Gaara: ''Stop talking about me!''
Naruto: ''Yeah! Talk about me!''
Sasuke:''Shut up idiot!''
Naruto: ''No!''
Sasuke: ''Naruto! Keep your lound mouth shut!''
Gaara: ''You shut up Uchiha!''
Kimberly: ''Everyone needs to shut up! Stop with the yelling!''
Tweedle: thinking of how hot Gaara looks when he's angry
Naruto: ''Why are we even on a talk show? Who signed us up?''
Kimberly: ''You guys signed yourselves up. Except Gaara, i think Tweedle forged his signature.''
Naruto: Get's a small chair and sit by Kimberly so he can talk to her
Gaara: Stands up ''I'm leaving! I don't know why I'm here, but I don't like it! And that girl with the black hair keeps looking at me weird.''
Tweedle: shakes her head "No! Gaara don't go!''
Gaara: ''Why not?''
Tweedle: ''Because. I haven't got to talk to you very much.''
Gaara: sits down impatiently ''Fine then. Begin.''
Naruto: (Whispers): ''Your cute. Want to be my friend?''
Kimberly: blushes ''I think you've been hanging out with the pervy sage to long.''
Naruto: ''Yeah. I really want you to be my friend, though.''
Kimberly: sighs and shakes her head: thinks, 'what's the point?: Ok, Naruto, I'll be your friend.''
Tweedle: Now sitting in Gaara's lap to keep him from getting up and leaving ''Why is it that you won't kill your siblings, but you will kill anyone else?''
Gaara: slightly blushing ''I don't know.''
Kimberly: ''Tweedle, I think we're running out of time.''
Tweedle: looks at the clock ''You are wrong my friend! We are out of time!''
Sasuke: gets up and leaves with out saying anything
Gaara: slids Tweedle off, and leaves
Naruto: hugs Kimberly ''Good bye, Kimberly. I'll see you later.''
Kimberly: looks confused ''What do you mean?''
Naruto: ''Well, we're friends now, so we should talk sometime, not on tv though.''
Tweedle: "Naruto it's time for you to go! Sasuke and Gaara are leaving you.''
Naruto: runs out the door
THE END! I know it's not much, but hey, random is random. I did have some help on this. Tweedle(my cuz) helped with her lines, and some of the funny parts. So i cant have all the credit on this. So yes, Kimberly(me: lovefordemons) and my cuz Tweedle are really people. We just have large imaginations. -