Contains: InfluenceShipping - Gold (Special) & Lyra
PreciousMetalShipping in next part. - Gold (special) & Silver (Special)

NOTHING BELONGS TO ME (except the story of course.. but everything in the story doesn't)

The Girlfriend
I got a girlfriend that I don't like
But she's hot
So I keep around
Keep that ass around

"Goldy~" I heard Lyra yell. I turned around and found her running up to me with a big smile on her face. Lyra and I have been in a relationship for a few months now, but I'm not sure about how happy I am about it. Let's just say things were easier when we were just friends. I think I only agreed to become her boyfriend because I thought she was hot, don't get me wrong, she is a major hottie. It's just the rest I don't like.

She spends my paycheck in record time
But she's hot
So I keep around
Keep that ass around

"Hey Goldy, I wanna go shopping… don't you want to join me?" She asked with her big begging eyes, though I was more focused on the shirt she was wearing or rather how much cleavage she was showing. She knows just what to do to make me surrender. Sighing I made a small nod and she jumped in happiness.

"Thanks Gold, You're the best boyfriend ever!" I could only fear her definition of 'shopping' as she dragged me across Goldenrod to look at stores. And I who thought I only had to rent a movie.

After hours of jumping from store to store, Lyra had managed to spend all my money. Just great, how am I supposed to pay my rent this month now?

But when the time comes,
She walks in here and talks to me.
And my head explodes!
'cause she sounds like a Banshee (maybe I do too)

After Lyra had used pretty much all I had on clothes, make-up and other girly stuff she decided that I wanted give a drink at this cute new café. So here we were Lyra talking about Arceus knows what. I had decided from the moment she mentioned Lance that this wasn't a conversation I wanted to participate in. Though one line caught me off guard:

"I might not come home tonight; I have to go to a party with a few friends"

unless she's too drunk to talk (yaay)
then she just trows her cloths
and my head explodes
into a jimmy hat (jimmy ha-at)

"Yes!" I thought. "My night is saved" I thought. But there she was, standing in the door in one of the shortest dresses I've ever seen. Maybe it was just a shirt. Who knows? Anyway, Lyra was here, drunk as fuck and giving me one of the most seductive looks she could manage and inside the living room was my Nintendo 64 paused in the middle of a dramatic game of Super Mario. Now was the one million dollar question. Sex or Mario? Ding, Ding, Ding we have a clear winner and it's not Mario.

And then she wants to cuddle (and I'm not against cuddling but,)
I would rather play Nintendo (play Nintendo)
But she won't let me (can you believe that shit?)
Sorry I've been distant Mario (sorry Mario)

Why did she have to cling to me like this? It was the same every time. We had sex and then she wouldn't let go of me. She would rather just lie here and cuddle with me. (no matter what I do or say.) I didn't hate cuddling after sex it was just… cuddling with her.

"I have to take care of something…" I lied. "I'll come back soon" another lie, but I wanted her to let go and fall asleep. But, no she wrapped her arms more around me, holding me close.

"Stay with me Gold" She demanded, closing her eyes to cuddle closer. 'But I have a princess to save so get off me woman' I wanted to say but, I kept quiet. I most of all just wanted to go back to my game.

AN: Part one of my two-shot songfic XD (because that's the only thing I can write atm OTL)

I wrote this... a few weeks ago but didn't want to post it before I got the second part done so I could be sure that I wouldn't forget it or anything :3 so the second chap. is coming up later today 8D

The song is The Girlfriend Song by Tobuscus... back when he was a perv XD

Before anyone ask/correct me. No, this is not HeartSoulShipping (Ethan x Lyra) because I used pokeSpe Gold.. mostly because at first I wanted it to be Crystal and not Lyra but then was like; Naah.. I like Crystal she wouldn't be like that... but Hate Lyra!
and then I changed it to Lyra XD