GIVE ME MONEY!
By Ryu-Gi
Disclaimer: All copyrighted franchises and all items related to them that are mentioned within this Fan Fiction are all the intellectually property of their respected owners.
CHAPTER 1-Lizardman likes mushrooms.
Olcadan was sitting cross-legged in his labyrinth, meditating. Lizardman walked up to him.
"Duuuuuude…" said Lizardman, "why are you doing yoga?"
Olcadan woke up.
"What the crap? It's Godzilla!"
"Duuuuuuuuude…what up, Owl man?"
Olcadan blinked. "What the…? Who are you and what are you doing in my labyrinth?"
"Dude, I've been, like lost for days in this underground…watery place thing? And I was thinking, 'awww, man, I'm gonna die here, man!' and then I turn the corner, and I saw you there and I was all like 'Whoa, a person-thing!' So then I saw you were, like, part Owl? So then I thought, 'Woooow, man, this guy's just like me 'cuz I'm half animal too and stuff!'"
"Have you been eating the mushrooms growing off of the walls?" Asked Olcadan.
"Want one?" he said, offering a weird-looking blue mushroom with green veins running along the cap.
"No thanks. I'm good."
There was a long awkward silence, which was finally broken by Olcadan.
"So…you're from the outside, right?"
"Awwwww, yeah, dude!" said Lizardman enthusiastically. "Outside! That's where, like, the sky is!"
"Well, I happen to have been trapped in this Labyrinth for thousands of years. So, if you came from outside, that means…"
A smile broke out on Olcadan's face as he realized what it meant. Which was a big accomplishment considering he had a beak instead of a mouth.
"Duuuuuuude…" said Lizardman.
"WHOPEEEE! I'M FREEEEE! HAHAAHAHA! THE LABYRINTH HAS BEEN OPENED!" Rejoicing, Olcadan Ran for the Exit.
"Wait for me, Owl-headed dude!" said Lizardman. They both emerged onto the surface. Minutes later.
"OWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOW!" screeched Olcadan, writhing in pain suddenly.
"Dude, your eyes look really weird, man. You need some, like, Clear-Eyes stuff or something." Said Olcadan, cocking his head and looking at Olcadan's eyes, which were reacting wildly to the bright sunlight. Then, a strange man came out of nowhere carrying a bucket full of free samples of Clear –Eyes.
"Clear Eyes. Wow." He said, holding out a free sample.
"Exaaaaaclty, man." Said Lizardman, taking the free sample and squirting it into Olcadan's eyes.
"Thank you! It's so bright out! I guess after being cooped up underground for thousands of years ruined my eyes…" Thanked Olcadan.
"Owl-Headed dude, I gotta lot to catch you up on, man."
Lizardman took Olcadan to a Café that is located for some reason was in the middle of the desert. He explained all the stuff that had happened while Olcadan was locked up in the Labyrinth. Olcadan had a Coke and Lizardman had a coconut filled with fruit punch with a little umbrella in it.
"I still don't understand how the story about you getting pantsed in High school is relevant to current events." Admitted Olcadan.
"Duuuude, do I have to start over again?"
"No. Actually, I'd rather not."
"Righteous, man." He took a sip from his fruit punch.
"Okay, so I guess it's time to go out into the world and see what kind of warriors exist in this age…" said Olcadan.
They were about to go when the owner of the Café ran out and grabs them both.
"VAT IZ DIS!" screeched the owner of the Café with a very thick French Accent. "TWO FREAKY BOYS LEAVING VITOUT PAYING ZEIR BILL!"
"What?" asked Olcadan, confused. The concept of the bill was new and foreign to him.
"Duuude, I forgot, man! My bad!" Lizardman searched his pockets. "Awwwww, this sucks, man! I just remembered that I lost my wallet in the underground water-place dude!"
"ZEN I VILL THROW YOU IN ZEE JAIL!" Threatened the Café owner.
"Not the 5-0, man! Don't throw us to the Man, man!" Lizardman cowered in fear.
"Isn't there an alternative solution to this? Can't we come back later and pay?" asked Olcadan.
"ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME SOMEZING ZAT VILL ENSURE YOU RETURN!"
"Dude, I don't have anything…Hey, Owl-Head dude? You got anything?" inquired Lizardman.
"No…not really…" said Olcadan.
"What about that box thingy you have?" asked Lizardman, pointing to a box with an ornate design on it that Olcadan had brought with him out of the labyrinth.
"What, the Ancient? That's the box that holds all of my weapons!" said Olcadan.
"I VILL TAKE ZAT!" said the Café owner, seizing the Ancient.
"Hey! That's mine!"
"UNTIL YOU BRING ME ZEE MONEY, I VILL KEEP ZIS!" and with that, he went back into the Café.
"Awwww," said Lizardman, "bummer, Owl-Head dude."
"Bummer! He stole the Ancient! We've got to get it back!"
"Owl-Head Dude, The French dude said we need to give him money in order to get your magic box thingy back."
"Ugh. Well, I suppose we could get a job or something…"
"Duuuuude! Nooooo, man! I had a job once! It was horrible, man! I still get nightmares about it!"
"You told me you worked at a burger joint."
"It was the clown mascot guy, dude! He scared the living daylights outta me, man!" Lizardman was shaking again.
Olcadan breathed a long, heavy sigh. There was another long, awkward pause.
"You want a blue mushroom, dude?" asked Lizardman.
"No." said Olcadan.
Meanwhile back at the Café…"MWAHAAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Café owner. "Now that I have the Ancient, I can take over the world!"
A young teenage girl walked up to him.
"Daddy, Why are you laughing?"
"Because, my dear Amy, I have obtained the awesome power of…" he then pulled out Olcadan's box dramatically, "THE ANCIENT!"
Out of nowhere there was a crash of thunder and the sound of a choir vocalizing.
"But Daddy, I thought you were looking for Soul Edge." Said Amy.
"I got lazy!" said the Café owner.
Amy sighed. Sometimes she was happy to know that she was adopted.
And so it begins! Olcadan and Lizardman's quest to get money! And if you didn't realize it yet, the Café Owner is Raphael. Review and tell me what you think!