Adventures in chipland.....
One day Frodo, Aragorn, and Treebeard were taking a moonlit stroll through the garden of Yarn. The three of them walked round the garden for hours until they reached the center which held the Chip idols. These chip idols were not to be messed around with. Whoever possessed them would hold the power to beat to death anyone. It was feared for anyone to have such powers for they alone could control the universe with the power of a chip (salt free I might add.)
So when the three moonlit strollers reached the magnificent Temple of the Yak, they each caught their breath in wonderment. Aragorn went first being king, into the deep mysteries of the Yak Temple. It was said that any who ventured into this temple saw their worst fears before their eyes. What Aragorn saw was enough to make anyone shudder in fright.
Saruman naked.
When Aragorn saw the terrible sight he let out a shriek that Treebeard and Frodo heard. Quickly Aragorn cut the naked Saruman into bits and passed through to the next chamber. In that chamber he found Arwen with a hairy mustache coming at him. He quickly killed her too and passed into the core of the Temple. There he found a gilded cheeto, frito, and dorito. He picked up the dorito and swallowed it in one gulp. The dorito gave him the power to kill anyone in the world. He chose Michael Jackson.
Frodo ventured up into the Temple to face his worst fear. Inside he found a very loving Samwise Gamgee.
"Come here Mr. Frodo, your Samwise has got a suprise for you," the evil being said. Frodo screamed in terror and quickly ran into the next chamber. In there he found a shoe. "AHHHH!" he yelped. Strange you say? Well since Hobbits don't wear shoes this could be scary indeed. Anyways, he quickly ate the shoe and went into the core. He saw a gilded frito and cheeto. Frodo then ate the frito and got the chance to kill anyone. He chose Ben Affleck.
Treebeard walked up the path to the temple. But when he tried to get inside, he was just too big.
"Haha! You stupid tall tree!" Frodo and Aragorn chanted. Both raced to the core to eat the cheeto. Aragorn reached it first and attempted to eat it. "NO!" Frodo screamed and leaped on Aragorn. They wrestled for the cheeto until Samwise came in and beat Aragorn to death with a shoe and ate the cheeto himself. He chose to kill no one but wished that Frodo would be stitched to his side for eternity. Bad luck for Mr. Frodo. The End.
One day Frodo, Aragorn, and Treebeard were taking a moonlit stroll through the garden of Yarn. The three of them walked round the garden for hours until they reached the center which held the Chip idols. These chip idols were not to be messed around with. Whoever possessed them would hold the power to beat to death anyone. It was feared for anyone to have such powers for they alone could control the universe with the power of a chip (salt free I might add.)
So when the three moonlit strollers reached the magnificent Temple of the Yak, they each caught their breath in wonderment. Aragorn went first being king, into the deep mysteries of the Yak Temple. It was said that any who ventured into this temple saw their worst fears before their eyes. What Aragorn saw was enough to make anyone shudder in fright.
Saruman naked.
When Aragorn saw the terrible sight he let out a shriek that Treebeard and Frodo heard. Quickly Aragorn cut the naked Saruman into bits and passed through to the next chamber. In that chamber he found Arwen with a hairy mustache coming at him. He quickly killed her too and passed into the core of the Temple. There he found a gilded cheeto, frito, and dorito. He picked up the dorito and swallowed it in one gulp. The dorito gave him the power to kill anyone in the world. He chose Michael Jackson.
Frodo ventured up into the Temple to face his worst fear. Inside he found a very loving Samwise Gamgee.
"Come here Mr. Frodo, your Samwise has got a suprise for you," the evil being said. Frodo screamed in terror and quickly ran into the next chamber. In there he found a shoe. "AHHHH!" he yelped. Strange you say? Well since Hobbits don't wear shoes this could be scary indeed. Anyways, he quickly ate the shoe and went into the core. He saw a gilded frito and cheeto. Frodo then ate the frito and got the chance to kill anyone. He chose Ben Affleck.
Treebeard walked up the path to the temple. But when he tried to get inside, he was just too big.
"Haha! You stupid tall tree!" Frodo and Aragorn chanted. Both raced to the core to eat the cheeto. Aragorn reached it first and attempted to eat it. "NO!" Frodo screamed and leaped on Aragorn. They wrestled for the cheeto until Samwise came in and beat Aragorn to death with a shoe and ate the cheeto himself. He chose to kill no one but wished that Frodo would be stitched to his side for eternity. Bad luck for Mr. Frodo. The End.