Kit Cat Super Cats
A short story
By
Jesus
With help from Leoni Liponscovi
Once, there was a golden, black, and grey tortoiseshell cat named Sun Shadow. She was lonely, because there weren't any other cats in the neighborhood. The Bullies didn't help, either. They tortured her for fun. Those devils! They'd be the death of her yet! Then, one day, she heard one of them make sounds that were like nothing she'd ever heard. She decided to learn this language, and, while she was at it, she learned how to fall properly, all the marshal art styles, kickboxing, boxing, gymnastics, to stun, not kill, perseverance, and, most importantly, about Jesus Christ. When Sun Shadow had learned all of that, she found a kitten, and taught him all the things she had learned.
"It was a dark night when Sun Shadow found me. I was surrounded by evil rats when she came upon me, and she killed them, their whole evil army. Then, she asked me if I'd like to learn martial arts. I, of course, said, 'Yes, please!' and she took me to her Dojo, where I could learn in peace. As time went on, I became even stronger than she, and was taught by Jesus, who gave me the gift of flight!" said a golden-colored tom named Sun Light. He told the story to the kits in Sun Shadow's Dojo all the time. He also taught them all that Sun Shadow had taught him. 1st, he taught them faith in Jesus the Son, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit. 2nd, IF they passed the test of faith, he taught them all the martial arts skills. 3rd, he taught them kickboxing. 4th was boxing, 5th was gymnastics, and 6th was to stun, not kill and all this taught them perseverance, and how to fall properly.
Sun Light only taught his best students how to talk with Humans, but he taught all students how to talk with all animals, and so, his Dojo grew, and grew, and grew, until he had to open another Dojo and give it to his most trusted student, Sun Fire, whose pelt was the color of fire. He bought other Dojo, and gave them to his top students. They were: Sun Wright, a cat who could be a lawyer, Sun Shade, an orange-and-black cat, Sun Dial, who was and expert on any electronic device, and Sun Talk, who could talk with anything, even computers! Over time their Dojo grew, and grew, and grew, until they had to open other Dojo, and give them to their most trusted students, until cats everywhere were fighting crime, even fighting humans who committed crime!