NUMBER 1

A/N Bored. Very very very bored. And thus, naruto and bleach crossover, a series of one shots with the akatsuki and my Ocs in my other story (The colour of Summer). The first pairing is my OC Mae and Deidara (Her info is on my profile) but you guys have to help me out for the next ones!)

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We fear that which we cannot see...

"Why do you wear glasses, un?" Deidara asked Mae suddenly. Mae looked up from the book she was reading (Bleach volume 1) and gave him a look.

"So I can see. I have terrible vision. I'm half blind, you know. Why else would I wear glasses, dummy?" Mae said simply, punching Deidara's arm softly.

"Well, duh, I know that, yeah? But why don't you get... Um, Grace was talking about them the other day, un... Uh, contracts?"

"It's contacts, Deidara."

"Okay, why don't you get them, un!" Deidara asked angrily, not liking being talked down to.

"I don't want to poke something in my eye every morning, have them sit uncomfortably on my eye all day, only to peel it off at the end of the day. I think it would be painful, and, you know, pointless..." Mae explained, slightly embarrassed that she was afraid of contact lenses. Deidara smirked and lent over Mae, too close for her liking, and simply took the glasses off her nose. Mae squealed and shut her eyes, cursing Deidara.

"Noooo! Deidara! Give me back my glasses, you big jerk! Waaaaah!" Mae tried to grab Deidara but he slid away from her reach. He stuck his tongue out at the helpless girl.

"Mmneh! Never! Hey, why do you keep covering your eyes? What's wrong, hm?" Deidara asked from across the room.

"My eyes go all weird! Now give me my glasses, Dei!"

"No! No! I want to see what they look like, yeah? Show me, un!" He sidled over to where she was searching for Deidara franticly. He bent over and grabbed her wrist so he could move it away from her eyes. Mae went pale and flinched away from him and went into the fatal position. Deidara heard her cry out like she had been hurt.

"Don't touch me!" She screamed at him, not daring to look up, because she had started to cry.

"What the hell? What's wrong, un? Jeez, I was only curious Mae, I didn't even hurt you..." Deidara scowled and reached forward again. Mae flinched and let out a muffled cry.

"It's only me. What's there to be afraid of, you big scaredy cat..." Mae lay very still and looked up at him with her eyes still closed. She had them closed ever since he took her glasses.

"I'm not aloud to open my eyes." Mae said in that same tone. Like she was scared and insane.

"That's stupid. They're your eyes. I wanna see! Jeez, you're such a sook, un." Deidara teased. He put a hand on her shoulder, and she flinched again, but didn't move otherwise.

"It... It's not that simple." Mae explained.

"No, it is! Please?" Deidara pleaded. Mae gave in and slowly opened her eyes. Instead of having black eyes, her eyes had turned a bright and sombre red. Deidara paused and started laughing his ass off. Mae took this opportunity to snatch her glasses away again.

"Ass!" She exclaimed. Behind the special glass, her eyes were charcoal black again. Mae frowned at his laughter.

"That's it, un! I thought you had laser vision or something, yeah!"

"Shut up! You scared me!"

"Ha! Why were you so scared anyway, Mae?" Deidara asked, still smirking. She blushed and started towards the door, leaving him with the simple explanation of;

"We fear that which we cannot see..."

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A/N Tell me who you would like to see next chapter. Your OC, my OC, or a pairing from naruto (Yaoi included).

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