Whatever the fuck I am: 6 billion years after I left. Chaos insured the community. Celrock was slow at making stories like before.

*JOKE! I can't stress that enough! Also many trigger warnings.*

It was hell. The Rugrats were burning due to being outside.

"Why did the sun have to inflate 3.1415 billion years ago?" Phil asked.

"Well, I don't know. I think it has to do because of shitty stories" Lil replied.

Then Satan came up from the center of the earth for his daily visit.

"Well non-aging kids, I hope you still like eternal life! Bye-Bye!" he said to them.

"Well, I'm off again to the gangsta life." Chuckie said.

"There are no other gangsters but you, Chuckie," Phil interjected.

Tommy and Kimi were stilling having sex after 2,000 years, and that was only because Kimi had to give birth 18 times. All the babies have died since.

"I'm pretty sure you done every sexual position for 1,000,000 times already" Dil said.

"Well that is now the 1 millionth 'Doggy Style' so you are correct!" Kimi said, panting heavily.

Jesse was still traumatized from all the events, leading up to the extension of all life, but them. All they had to do but congregate was to watch on episode of downloaded JonTron on a DFP hologram, and play a game of Monopoly™, but they were missing a hotel.

They saw another solar flare up and hit them, causing nothing to happen but for them to sink father into the molten former-Earth. They were less than a couple thousand dozen miles from the sun.

Then it happened, the sun blew up, all those pent up shit stories were released, instantly destroying the planet.

"And after 2,003 years, 41 months, 86 days, 14 hours, 13.6 minutes, and π seconds, the record has been broken by 14 minutes!" Dil announced.

That was it; they were just floating in space, 14 million miles from the moon, the nearest large object.

"BITCH BITCH BICH!" Kimi exclaimed. She remembered that Satan said once the Earth blew up, it would kill him, ending the curse-grantish spell. They all were lifted from the curse, and they all instantly and painfully died for once and for all.

THE FUCKING END OF THE RUGRATS.

*Please don't get triggered*

GARY JOHNSON FOR DA WIN!