Team 10's Desperate Jake Paul
Nick Crompton tried to walk up the stars on Team 10's house to talk to Jake "The Dabbing 12 y.o. pussi slayer" Paul xerself to gong out for a coffee. Being the gay fat fuck he is, he nearly had a fucking heart attacka just from climbing some stairs.
Crampton reached the 1st floorz when he saw soy Jake Paul Walker playing with some fidget spinner because he is suffering from severe autism and so do his fans.
"Aye wanna go to drink some cofe Jakey?" said the obese whale.
Jake Paul stopad praying with the fidget spinner, stares him directly into his eyes in a really 3creepy5me way and shouts: "DESPAIR IS MY CITY!1!1! "
"What did you say, intergalactic lord of my anus?" said the McDonalds worshipper.
Then, something inconceivable happened. Jade Wall's face started melting and inside the liquid that was his face, a new facesitting appeared. "Wtf is going on in here?" said the rest of the retards of Pedo 10 until zey saw what happenadned flanders to their nefarious god emperor.
A girl's face appeared. Then he/she/heli got something out of xer/aquarium chest, like a bandage and his/her/attack heli's chest grew to fuck. 2 gigantic bobos erupted, bigger than Nick Crapton's fat on his body. When she wiped all that liquid off her face, a gigantic boobed bimbo appeared in Jake Paul's place.
"IT'S EVERYDAY DESPAIR BRO!" she saido.
"No, that's impossible" said the gay porn fetishist Nick Crackton. "This despair is marvelous!" she said. My plan is complete. Keikaku fucking doori!" "What!?" said Team Autism 10.
"I managed to create the neighbourinos' disbear that managed to create all of this attention by making all this noise and drawing you shit snowflakes jerk offers with me so I could make the most cancerous cringy environment. I burned my furniture down in my fucking pool to make my neighbours despair & burn their own house down!" she said, while laughing furiously & leaking drool in an ecstatic manner all over the floor. "I created this autistic fanbase full of 12 y.o. horny girls just to create massive chaos on YT & to create the Jake Paulers, the dark defenders of the biggest autism the world has ever seen."
"I continuously dabbed & did the most autistic fucking shit things possible, just to make everyone in the world cringe, suicide and despair from what they were seeing. The number of bleeding eardrums, strokes, suicides & cringe epilepsies & spasms I caused as Jake Paul are making me wet!"
"Jesus Christ, this bitch is nuts!" said the underachievers known as Team 10. "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
"You can't" said the despair fetishist. "The despair I have caused to myself & others by creating all of these crazy shit is out of this world." The Gay 10 ignored her and escaped from the house.
While the Team 10 was in the garden, trying to comprehend what they just saw, a neighbor was at the front door. She ringed their doorbell and Nick Fatpton reached for the door.
"We can't allow visitors at this hour ma'am" said the homosexual.
"I have a complaint to do" said the neighbor. "You guys have created a lot of trouble for this neighbourhood." "I know, sorry ma'am, we'll move out of here" said the panicked whale because of Junk0 Paul's actions.
"It's ok my sweet child" said the neighbor. Then, she pulled out a switch & screamed "PRAISE LORD JUNK0 PAUUUUUUUL". Team 10 & Nick Dickton shouted "AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA" before the whole house & neighbourhood was blown to a crisp.
Junk0 Paul was never seen again