Howdy Biatches! My name is Liliana Marlene Kayleen Gabriella Roberta Makrita Golden Brown.I don't mean to boast but I'm totally perfect.I'm like,flawless.I'm smart,funny and GET THE LIKE,BEST GRADES IN CLASS!I'm like the perfect daughter a parent would like to the best girlfriend a guy could like,have(Imma gr8 kisser!).Did I mention I'm like,toally HAWT.I have,like long flowing blonde hair.I have sparkly blue eyes.I know that Imma great kisser cuz I've like,kissed only this one guy and he told me I was wasn't that hot,so I dumped him.I've never like,found some 1 as hot as me,so I've never like,had a boyfriend!And I'm SIXTEEN!
I got Hogwarts 's like,totally awesome.I has like,colors splattered over it and all the pictures of everyone in like,One Direction and The I touched the letter,Harry's face like,popped out of the letter and kissed me and sang WHAT MAKES U BEAUTIFUL!Harry was a hot guy,but he like lived far away from my house so couldn't like,have sex with him.
"HEEEY!",said Zayn's sexy voice.
"You're like totally hot,so you've like been chosen 2 go to Hogwarts!"
After that even his face popped out and kissed me!
I did a sexy a dance on the bed,which like,totally made my butt looked great.
I went 2 a stupid muggle school where every guy flirted with me and wated to kiss the girls were SOOOOO jealous of the people were like totally ugly,so they all were in love with me.
I went to that stupid-ass school because my parents were fucking dead.I lived alone in an I re-decorated and was like,totally amzing.I am amazing at everything because I'm totally FUCKING PERFECT!
I packed all my sexy clothes.I was going to Hogwarts!
How was it?Awesome right?I think I did like,pretty well for my like,first story.
Reviews make me happy!
XOX
Hannah(I look a lot like Liliana,FYI!)