I'm finally publishing something! Um, I don't have much to say, so I'll go ahead with the disclaimer!
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That awkward moment when you tell a story as your own to the person who originally said it.
"Dude, you gotta hear this!" America shouted at England, even though they were only standing about a foot apart.
"You don't need to yell, you imbecile," England replied. America wasn't sure what 'imbecile' meant, but it had to be a good thing, since it was being used to describe the Hero of the World.
"Thanks, bro," he said. England barely resisted the urge to facepalm.
"Just say whatever you were going to tell me," the European nation sighed.
"Oh yeah! I was gonna tell you about what happened to me!
So I was in line at Burger King the other day, and the chick in front of me was trying to order a McFlurry. The cashier dude told her like five different times that they didn't serve those, but she kept saying the same order over and over again! Can you believe it? I was in line forever!" America drew out the forever to add emphasis. "I ended up being fifteen minutes late to the meeting I had planned with my boss!"
England glared at the man standing in front of him and said, "Git, that's the exact same story I told you the other day, only you changed the setting to your horrible excuse for a restaurant!"
America's eyes widened and he blushed.
"O-oh, right..." he laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head. "Would you look at the time!" he exclaimed, looking at his bare wrist. "Gotta go, dude! Peace!"
England shook his head as America sped off to his car.
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