A new, totally pointless story everybody! Oh and I owe stardust03 a cyber muffin for being my first ever reviewer!

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Rating: PG

Disclaimer: don't own, don't sue.

Why do they laugh!

(God, that is a weak title)

'Why are they laughing!' thought everyone's favorite KG rebel, as he walked down the hall of Underground HQ.

Currently about 2/3 of the female Underground members were in the same hall, all of them giggling as he walked past them. Torn honestly couldn't figure out what they were laughing about. His fly wasn't unzipped and there wasn't anything on his face. Maybe a few of his dreads were coming lose? He ran his hands over his and that theory was dispensed with too.

Finally, he made it to his destination, the briefing room. He had to meet The Shadow on what they were going to do with the kid. He entered the large room and shut the door, thankful to finally be away from all that annoying laughter!

As soon as the door hissed shut, all the girls crowding the hall way broke into small clusters and began to whisper and giggle hurriedly.

"OH MY MAR, did you see that but!" One girl squealed. "You could bounce a quarter off of it!"

"He so tall! He needs to cock his head to get through the doors!" another exclaimed, drooling slightly.

A particularly bold one purred, " His ears are HUGE! You know what they say about those ears..."

"Did you see me when he was asking Denny about something? I swear I nearly fainted from that husky voice of his! He must gargle nails every night to keep it like that!"

Yes, as you've probably already guessed, these ladies are talking about our own Tattooed Wonder, Torn. What other reason do they have to join the Underground by a hot piece of man flesh like him? Who cares about taking down an evil dictator when you can ogle a guys perfect little backside on a daily basis? Speaking of TW, he was finally done with his meeting and was now leaving the briefing room... just as a guy was entering with a enormous bucket of water to water the shadows plants. (You knew this was comin')

SPLASH!

The water, obviously, went all over the chest of our husky-toned hero, drenching his shirt! So, being a bright young lad, Torn told the guy no problem and removed his shirt, in order to get another. The result of this was about 60 or so Underground members fainting dead on the spot from seeing a wet Torn's bare chest.

"Well, at least all of the laughing stopped," mused our still oblivious ex-KG as he walked to his room to obtain a new top.

yeah, that had nothing to do with my other story, and was brought on from watching the credits of Jak3. You know, the part where you can make the characters move around and stuff. Come on, don't tell me you weren't totally checking out all the guys! Liars, liars pants on fire! Lol