WG and FF2: We're BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

Everyone: Oh, no…

Puggsy: PLEASE don't tell me it's---

WG: The Sequel to "Body Switch"!

Kim: *Sigh* Here we go again…

FF2: Shall we begin?

Joe Ruby: Hold on… (hands WG a sheet of paper)

WG: *groan* Do I HAVE to?

Ken Spears: Do it!

WG: Fine… (reads paper) "I do not own Fangface. Just Brielle and other OC."

FF2: And I own mine!

WG: Right… Let's get on with it---

Puggsy: And get it over with…

Somewhere in the cartoon world, there's a building, with a sign reading, "Ruby-Spears Production Co." over it. Across the street from it is an apartment complex where various cartoons live---

*CRASH!*

…And where there's a heated argument going on. As we step inside the lobby, we see a group of guys on one side of the room, they're known as: Kim (an original Fangface character), Kassandra (an OC for Fangs), Hunter (an OC for Fangface and Kassandra's she-wolf half), Brielle (an OC for Puggsy), Anna (Daughter of Kassandra and Fangs), Blackrose (she-wolf half of Anna) WG (the author of this story) and Stalker (WG's she-wolf half). They all have short hair, thick eyebrows, and are either scrawny like Kim or muscular like Hunter.

On the other side of the room are a group of girls: Biff, Puggsy, Fangs, Fangface, Baby Fangs, Fangpuss (all original Fangface characters), Kite, Kitefang, (Fangs' and Fangface's cousins, OC) Kiff (son of Brielle and Puggsy, OC), FF2 (co-author) and Silver (FF2's werewolf half). They all had long hair, long eyelashes, and… whoa, nice curves!

It was a typical summer day and it was an hour after their friends Edwin, Rebecca, Alyx (OC) Tracker (author on a different website) William (OC, son of Kim and Kite) and Kaiser (William's werewolf half) went to England to get everyone's wands updated and train William/Kaiser…

Okay, you've probably just read the last two paragraphs and said to yourself, "Wait a minute, aren't the guys supposed to be girls and the girls supposed to be guys?!" ….Well, my dear reader, let's just say it's a long story. You see it all started during the most cliché argument that has been passed down throughout the history of opposite sexes… Which gender is the best.

~Flashback!~

Silver and Stalker were in an arm-wrestling tournament, while everyone was cheering for one or the other.

"You… can't… beat me (grr)!" Stalker grunted, straining to pin Silver's arm down. A strand of her blond hair fell in her face, but she blew it back into place, revealing her golden eyes that shone bright with determination… and really glowed compared to her black fur.

"Oh… yes… I… CAN! (snarl)" Silver snarled, pinning her arm down on the table with a mighty *SLAM!* "WOO!! I win! (aroo!)"

"(grr) And once again, the hansom werewolf defeats the she-wolf!" Fangface declared, hi-fiving his third double. He had 3 doubles: Fangpuss (who had dyed the hair on top of his head blonde so people could tell them apart), Kitefang (who had two fangs rather than a single-fang), and Silver (who looked exactly like Fangface, only his eyes were hazel).

Hunter rolled her eyes. She was a she-wolf with dark-brown fur and yellow eyes and two fangs. Her daughter looked like her, only with red fur, blue eyes, and a single fang like her dad. "Okay, just because you're a male werewolf doesn't automatically mean you're unbeatable. (grr)" Hunter scoffed.

"(grr) Oh, yeah?" Silver scoffed. "Then why don't you try to beat me? (grr)" Hunter shrugged, then began the arm-wrestling tournament. No longer than 3 seconds did she pin his arm. "Uh, hold on! I wasn't ready that time!" They started again, and she pinned his arm again. "(grr) I lost my focus. Do it again!"

And she pinned his arm again. And again. And again. ….And again. "You done losing yet?"

"Hey, you keep psyching me out! (grr)"

"Psyching you out?" Brielle scoffed. "She pinned you fair and square!"

"Yeah, face it Silver-- She got you beat." Anna said.

"Only because she was using her evil she-wolf cunning! (grr)" Kitefang scoffed. "She-wolves always manipulate werewolves to get their way."

"If that were true, we wouldn't have paid for that pizza last week! (grr)" Stalker scoffed. "Admit it, guys, she-wolves are just as tough as he-wolves!"

"Then why didn't you beat me? (grr)" Silver asked, smirking teasingly.

"FYI, she's still getting used to her newfound abilities." WG said, matter-of-factly. "It's tough being a first-time werewolf."

"It wasn't for me." FF2 said, boasting.

"That's only because you're cartoon half was also a werewolf." Kim said. "WG's cartoon half is just plain human."

"Hallelujah to that," Puggsy said.

"Ah, c'mon, dad," Kiff said, grinning. "Admit it: you wish you and mom were vampires."

"Or werewolves," Fangpuss added.

"No. Way." Puggsy said firmly. "I turned into a werewolf once, I turned into a vampire once, and I was even a kretin once… and I hated being them all at once!" he shuddered. "It felt freaky, being something that's hard to control."

"Tell me about it," FF2 said, referring to his avatar, Skeith.

"Well, it doesn't matter what species we are," Stalker said, returning to the original subject. "The fact remains: Girls are just as tough as boys."

Fangs chuckled and everyone turned to him. "Ooh, ooh. S-sorry, Stalker, but everyone knows guys are always-- and will be always--- tougher than girls. It's the law of nature." he said.

"Is that so…?" WG said, walking up to Fangs casually. Then, all at once, she tackled him, getting into a brawl with him.

"Hey! Ow! Leggo!"

"What's the matter, Fangs?! Not tough enough to fight a girl?!"

"Alright THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" A voice cried, and everyone turned to see a small, furry orange creature with goggles on its head. It was Tracker. (a/n: sorry for the appearance Tracker, it was FF2's idea!) "Good Lord, WG, must you always get so violent?!"

WG shrugged, keeping Fangs pinned to the ground. "Hey, I can't help it. Their sexist talk was driving me nuts!"

Just then, two men walked in. They were Joe Ruby and Ken Spears. "It appears you all have another issue to settle." Joe said.

"Heck yeah!" Anna said, then pointed at all the guys. "They think guys are better than girls!"

"Which we are," Kiff added, smirking.

"(grr) You shut up, shorty." Blackrose growled. Kiff stuck his tongue out at her when she turned away.

"Anyway, Edwin and the others have been complaining about this sort of thing all day." Joe continued.

"Which tells us this isn't the FIRST time you've had this conflict." Ken added.

"So, in order to 'settle' this, they came up with a solution." He stepped aside, showing Edwin, Alyx, William, Kaiser, and Rebecca standing behind them, grinning.

Biff's eyes widened. He recognized those grins from the time everyone switched bodies. "What's that?" he asked, though he didn't want to know.

Edwin and the others held up their wands. "GENDER SWITCH!!!" they all exclaimed.

Everyone else screamed as they were zapped with the sex-change spell.

~End Flashback!~

So now, everyone stood in the lobby, throwing chairs, tables, bellhops, etc. at one another, blaming each other for their misfortune. (note: no bellhops were harmed during the making of this story). Worst of all, they didn't have their wands or bracelets with them, making it to where they were unable to change back themselves…

…until their friends got home that night. Until then, they were stuck as the opposite gender. "Guys, guys, GUYS!! Enough with the throw---" Biff tried to say, his- er, I mean 'her'- voice now feminine (along with all the other former-guys' voices).

"Don't say that word!" Brielle snapped, 'his' tone more manly (along with the former-girls'). "It's bad enough I have to BE one, but that doesn't mean I have to hear it!"

"Just calm down! Look, we're not going to get anything solved if we keep throwing stuff at each other! …Besides, guys can't hit girls. It's in the Bible!"

WG, who was about to chuck a table at someone, set it down and sighed. "Dang it, he-- I mean 'she's' right." 'he' said.

A smile spread across Puggsy's face then. "But… we can hit YOU!" 'she' exclaimed, then ran up and punched WG. "Woo! Revenge never felt any sweeter!"

"Darn it, Puggsy! If you weren't a girl, or if I weren't a boy, I'd smack you so hard, Kiff would be seeing doubles!"

"(grr) So, what are we supposed to do?" Fangface asked.

"I hate to say it, but we may just have to go through what girls go through--" Biff began.

"-- let alone have us go through guys go through," Kim added.

"-- until Edwin and everyone gets back home tonight."

Everyone groaned. They hated the plan, but they knew they had no choice… little did they know that their 'gender switch' would be the LEAST of their problems.

A/N: Me and my imagination X3 R/R, no flames unless you want the same treatment! Trust me, sex-change isn't as fun as it sounds. *shudders*