Hihihihihi New story, yay!
Fang: She's kidnapped me again. Joy.
Me: Whatever. I don't own MR. Jimmy P does.
emocat: Fang
xxmaxridexx: Maximum Ride
talktothepaw: Total
avengingangel: Angel
snikahsbahrs: The Gasman
flyingwithoutwings: Ella Martinez
blindpyro: Iggy
iwillnotbesilenced: Nudge
PianoBoi: Edward Cullen
brawnynotbrainy: Emmett Cullen
jazzhands: Jasper Whitlock Hale
jblack: Jacob Black
FallenAngel: Isabella Swan Cullen
psychoticblonde: Rosalie Hale
pixievampire: Alice Cullen
wolfgirl: Renesmee Carlie Cullen
xxmaxridexx has entered existing chat.
emocat has entered existing chat.
xxmaxridexx: HI FANG.
emocat: hi.
xxmaxridexx: WHAT'S UP?
emocat: nothing…?
xxmaxridexx: COOL.
emocat: why don't you lay off the shift button?
xxmaxridexx: i'm not using the shift button, I'm using caps lock smart one.
emocat: interesting.
xxmaxridexx: you know whats even more interesting? ur sn. what is up with THAT?
emocat: I have no idea. nudge made it.
xxmaxridexx: haha, no surprise there. but ur not really emo… you just have a weird obsession with black and don't talk a lot. that's not emo. and ur not even a cat.
emocat: I know.
talktothepaw has entered existing chat.
talktothepaw: hi max, fang. cyber-flirting again?
emocat: ??
talktothepaw: you know, where you flirt in Cyberland, via msn?
emocat: I know what cyber-flirting is. we were not. how are you even typing? or reading?
talktothepaw: I am smarter than you may realize…and hunt and peck works really well.
xxmaxridexx: do you even have a computer?
talktothepaw: no…shh, don't tell, I'm using ur moms.
xxmaxridexx: shes gonna kill you if she finds out.
talktothepaw: but shes not going to find out, is she max?
xxmaxridexx: hmm…maybe…maybe not….
talktothepaw: you wouldn't!
xxmaxridexx: this is payback for videotaping me and fang and posting it on his blog.
talktothepaw: the fans liked it!
xxmaxridexx: two words: bath. tub.
talktothepaw: you're telling ur mom AND giving me a bath?!?! I said I was sorry!!
xxmaxridexx: I suggest you go find angel. she'll protect you.
talktothepaw has logged out of existing chat to run away from xxmaxridexx.
emocat: you can customize your logouts?
xxmaxridexx: evidently.
emocat: are you really going to tell your mom?
xxmaxridexx: nah. and I'm not going to give him a bath either. too much of a hassle.
emocat: oh…
PianoBoi has entered existing chat.
PianoBoi: Hello. Alice?
xxmaxridexx: nooo…who's alice? more importantly, who're you?
PianoBoi: My name is Edward Cullen. This chat room was entitled, "Freaks of Nature," was it not? I supposed that was something Alice would create…
xxmaxridexx: well you supposed wrong buddy. and whats with the proper grammer and everything?
PianoBoi: Grammar. I like using proper grammar. I can see you feel differently.
xxmaxridexx: uh, yeah.
PianoBoi: So, why did you name this chat room "Freaks Of Nature?" Angsty teenagers?
xxmaxridexx: Something like that…
PianoBoi: Ah. Interesting username you have there. Max Ride? Is there a story behind that?
xxmaxridexx: It's my name. maximum ride. weeee.
PianoBoi: That's a…unique name.
emocat: not as "unique" as mine.
PianoBoi: emocat? Interesting enough. What's your name then?
emocat: Fang.
PianoBoi: Fang? Really? How ironic.
xxmaxridexx: How is that ironic?
PianoBoi: Nothing, nothing, I assure you. Just…an inside joke.
xxmaxridexx: okaaaay…
FallenAngel has logged into existing chat.
FallenAngel: Edward?
PianoBoi: Hello Bella.
FallenAngel: what is with my screenname?
PianoBoi: You gave me the ridiculous name "PianoBoi" so I gave you "Fallen Angel." Because you are my fallen angel.
xxmaxridexx: oh, did I mention BARF?
PianoBoi: Ha ha, very funny. This is my wife, Bella.
xxmaxridexx: hiya Bella. how goes it?
FallenAngel: it goes gud. you?
xxmaxridexx: spectacular. So, how come ur husband uses all the proper grammar and stuff, and you talk like a normal teenager?
FallenAngel: because I am a normal teenager! well, sort of.
xxmaxridexx: huh?
FallenAngel: I'm 18.
xxmaxridexx: ?! how old is he?!
PianoBoi: Seventeen.
xxmaxridexx: how long have you been 17?
PianoBoi: A while.
xxmaxridexx: . . . I know what you are.
PianoBoi: Say it. Out loud.
xxmaxridexx: a merman.
PianoBoi: Wait, what?
FallenAngel: Whoa, déjà vu!
PianoBoi: Um…
FallenAngel: That was funny! And random! And somehow very familiar…
pixievampire has entered existing chat.
iwillnotbesilenced has logged into existing chat.
iwillnotbesilenced: MAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAX TOTAL PEED ON YOUR FLOOR!!!!
xxmaxridexx: WHAT?!?!?!
iwillnotbesilenced: he did it cuz he was mad at you and angel yelled at him and gazzy was laughing and it was funny but not funny and I was laughing but then trying not to laugh and the whole thing was totally funny!
PianoBoi: Hey, look, someone who talks as fats as Alice!
pixievampire: I do not talk fast Edward!
PianoBoi: Whatever Alice.
iwillnotbesilenced: ohmygooosh hihihihi!
PianoBoi: And just as hyper.
xxmaxridexx: ok, can we stop with the proper grammar? it's kind of driving me insane.
emocat: seriously dude.
PianoBoi: Oh, I'm sorry I wasn't raised in a dog crate, but I actually like proper grammar.
iwillnotbesilenced: hahaha. if only u knew…
emocat: NUDGE.
iwillnotbesilenced: Oops…
pixievampire: is there a story behind that?
iwillnotbesilenced: omg yes I'm nudge and I have wings and I'm part of the flock and that's me and max and fang and iggy whos kind of cute and blind but he likes to explode stuff with the gasman who we call gazzy and theres angel who can read minds and I can hack lots of computers and I'm like a human magnet and max can fly really fast and has a voice in her head and fang can disappear and they're a couple which is cute cuz fang is so dark an mysterious and max is all blonde and sarcastic but they are so cute together and gazzy can imitate voices and sounds and stuff and and angel can breathe underwater and total our dog can talk and iggy can feel colors and total can fly too and we are just so awesome!
xxmaxridexx: NUDGE!!! way to blow our secret in one sentance!
emocat: you think iggy is cute?
pixievampire: oh yeah? well guess what? I'm a vampire and so are Edward and Bella and my hubby jasper and his sister Rosalie and her hubby Emmett and our parents esme and Carlisle and Edward can read minds and Bella is a mental shield and her and edward's daughter Renesmee can put thoughts into your head, and she's a half vampire half human cuz Bella was human when she was born and jasper is like a chill pill, and Emmett is super strong, and Rosalie is super gorgeous, and esme is super nice and Carlisle is super smart, and I'm psychic, and Jacob is renesmee's soulmate even though shes still a baby and he's a werewolf but really a shapeshifter who changes into a giant wolf, and he's awesome although Edward would beg to differ and he's really tall and Indian like and we live in forks Washington, and we don't drink human blood we drink animal blood which works just fine and makes our eyes all pretty gold and we can run super fast and stuff…I think that's it.
iwillnotbesilenced: whoa. and I thought we were weird. alright, u win.
pixievampire: yay!
PianoBoi: ALICE!!!!
FallenAngel: ALICE!
xxmaxridexx: well, now I can see why you joined this chatroom.
jblack has entered existing chat.
jblack: am I reading the history right or did alice just give away not only you secret by mine too?
xxmaxridexx: no, you read it right. I assume you're Jacob?
PianoBoi: Yes, this is Jacob. My…son-in-law. Sort of.
xxmaxridexx: wait, ur seventeen. how old is Jacob?!
jblack: sixteen.
xxmaxridexx: WTF?! YOU ARE ONE JACKED UP FAMILY.
PianoBoi: Allow me to explain. Renesmee, my daughter, and is only a year old. However, she resembles a four year old child, and is much smarter than one. This is due to the fact that she is half of a vampire. Jacob, being a were-wolf, imprinted on her, which is sort of like falling in love. Nessie is his other half. When she matures enough, they will undoubtedly be a true couple. But for right now, Jacob is like the older brother Nessie will never have. They're…best friends, I suppose you could call them. Does that make sense?
xxmaxridexx: sorta?
emocat: nudge thinks iggy is cute.
emocat: lol.
iwillnotbesilenced: SHUT UP!
emocat: you think iggy is cute.
emocat: I am SO telling him that.
iwillnotbesilenced: NO!
blindpyro has entered existing chat.
blindpyro: no what?
iwillnotbesilenced: NOTHING.
blindpyro: you think I'm cute?
iwillnotbesilenced has logged out of existing chat to bang her head against a wall.
blindpyro: haha, lolz.
emocat: how are you typing?
emocat: or reading what we say?
blindpyro: some program maxs mom installed on my computer reads it back to me, and I'm just pretty darn good at finding all the keys. lotsa practice.
xxmaxridexx: cool.
blindpyro: oh, by the way, max, I loved that video on fangs blog…
xxmaxridexx: SHUT UP!!
xxmaxridexx has logged out of existing chat to go hack Fang's blog and delete a certain embarrassing video…
emocat: -chuckles-
PianoBoi: What video?
emocat: our dog total videotaped me and max…
blindpyro: having a total make-out session on the couch. he then proceded to hack fang's blog an dpost the video for hi smillions of fans to see. now, not only do they now what max and fang look like, they know that they are very much a couple. max almost killed total.
FallenAngel: that sounds like something Emmett would do to me and Edward.
pixievampire: oooh, good idea!! hey, fang or whatever ur name is, tell ur dog thx for the idea!
pixievampire has logged out of existing chat to find Emmett and a video camera…
FallenAngel: ALICE!
FallenAngel has logged out of existing chat to go in search of her sister-in-law and a baseball bat.
PianoBoi: I had better go prevent Bella from killing my brother…
blindpyro: have fun.
emocat: sayonara.
PianoBoi has logged out of existing chat.
emocat has logged out of existing chat to go find max.
blindpyro has logged out of existing chat to jump fang in the hallway.
TO BE CONTINUED…