Author's Note: This time, I felt like I had to make my OWN Epic Rap Battles Of History series. I thought I'd try a rap battle between Kratos from the God Of War series and Cryptosporidium from the Destroy All Humans! series. There is no beat that I think will go with the flow these two will be rapping since they could rap at any pace.

There are also references to other movies, games, music, people etc. Some are obvious and others aren't too clear if you haven't heard of them. See if you can spot them all!

I don't own the Epic Rap Battles of History. They all belong to Nicepeter

You may notice Kratos' first verse is longer than others. That's because I was writing to an instrumental of Unbreakable by Michael Jackson but then I later decided not to bother to follow the beat.

But let's get on with this little experiment of mine!

(Announcer)

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Cryptosporidium…

Vs.

Kratos!

BEGIN!

(Kratos)

When I attack with my lyrics, women always run and scream/

Don't you understand, Alien? I'll turn your blood into a stream.

I hail from ancient Greece and I'm the one who powers war/

You're just a space demon who's scared the whole world down to the core.

You're just a butt-ugly Martian from the so-called planet Gorta/

You should try your weapons on yourself, you know you wanna.

I'm under all Zeus' power, your life must've been a struggle/

Why you enraged all the time? Didn't Pox give you a cuddle?

What's with that growth on your head? Is it supposed to be your brain? /

You're just too big to fight and win your own little game!

With the DNA you're collecting, you have plenty to pay/

'cause after I'm done with you, you won't see the end of this day!

(Crypto)

I don't pay no one, but I'll give you your death tax/

"Space demon"? That's something I'd describe the aliens from Mars Attacks.

I'll line up all your armies, like the kids from Columbine/

Then zap 'em all down like their lives ran out of time

I'll cook up some destruction, adding death for it to sweeten/

Your rapping skills suck so much, you should be beaten!

I've torn down all your armies! Now what are you going to do?

I think I know the truth Kratos, me and my arsenal scares you.

(Kratos)

Your weapons don't scare me, you're style's badly torn/

I've also slain Minotaurs and Medusas before you were even born!

I've taken down a mega statue of Atlas & I'll take you down too! /

With more blood and gore then you caused from the humans you slew!

(Crypto)

What's the matter Kratos? You so scared, you don't wanna fight no more? /

Well, it's too late now; I've already started an intergalactic war!

What's with your appearance? Do you care about your looks? /

You must've disappeared from existence; I wonder why you're not in the history books. /

You may be from the BC era, but your rapping skills are seriously sucking! /

Right now, I'll temporal fist you worse than Colonel Kluckin!

Final Note: OK, if you've seen the original Epic Rap Battles of History videos, you'll know what to do. Just leave in the review section who you think won the rap battle and who you want to see battle who next. Who knows? Maybe I'll use it.