SO I got this idea because I was talking to my friend and she said she got a prank call at work for sex toys and this is how this story now exist… Enjoy~
Shiro and Grimmjow stared at each other, wondering what to do when Grimmjow finally came up with an idea.
One corner of the blue haired man's mouth began to rise and Shiro tilted his head.
"What's that look 'er Grimmjow?" Gold on black eyes narrowed at the cyan eyes in curiosity
"Oh nothing, Jus' think we should give lille Ichi a call~" Grimmjow's smirk became more apparent and he realized Shiro was getting what he was putting down.
"Prank call? Grimm your so cruel~" The smaller male was grinning as well now, excited.
Grimmjow chuckled "Well of course. So would you like to do thee honors?"
Shiro let out a cackle "Why thank you, sir."
Grimmjow handed Shiro a phone and Shiro stared at it and let out a bark of laughter.
"What?!" The larger man growled.
"A Flip phone Grimm? A flip phone? Who has these!"
Grimmjow rolled his eyes "Just fuckin' call 'em all ready!"
Shiro held his hands up in surrender "okay, okay kitten."
Shiro flipped open the phone and began to type in Ichigo's number, once the number was inserted he pressed enter and the phone began ringing and Shiro put it on speaker.
After three rings the call picked up and you could hear the younger males voice chime in.
"moshi moshi"
Shiro smirked and made his voice high pitch so he would sound more like a girl but failed at it a bit but did not worry because Grimmjow's phone made his voice sound higher anyways.
"Hello, This is Lucy and recently you made a purchase and our store, Adam&Eve" Grimmjow let out a quite snort, while Shiro just smiled
"eh? no I di-"
"Sir your name is Ichigo kurosaki, correct? it says here you purchased 3 items, Crystal jellies Anal starter, Rude-boy prostate vibrator, and an Ass-gasm cocking ring plug." Grimmjow was on the floor holding his stomach with his hand over his mouth trying so hard not to bust out laughing.
"W-what?! I didn't purchase any of those! There must be a mistake-"
"No mistake sir! You were obviously so horny that you thought you needed more to pleasure yourself with without realizing it." Grimmjow ran into another room and hurled out a huge laughing while Ichigo was stuttering and trying what to make of this situation.
Grimmjow crawled back and sat back where he was before.
"Sir are you okay? You've been silent for a minute now." Shiro looked at the phone hoping Ichigo did not hang up.
"S-sorry... I guess I might have without realizing it." Shiro's, as well as Grimmjow's eyes widened as the shy voice kept going.
"M-my boyfriend's haven't really pleasured me lately so I've been toying with myself because I miss them so much."
Shiro and Grimmjow looked each other in shock and the voice went on and became monotone with a hint of anger
"Shiro, Grimmjow." Ichigo glared at his phone.
"Who's Shiro? who's Grimmjow? sir this is-"
"DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT I KNEW IT WAS YOU TWO BECAUSE OF GRIMMJOWS LOUD ASS!" Ichigo practically yelled into his phone and Shiro winced and began to bust out laughing with Grimmjow.
"I'll get you back for this."
"Yea, yea whatever Ichigo! Night"
Shiro hung up and little did he know Ichigo was Grinning from ear to ear now.
"If that's how you want it Shiro and Grimmjow, That's how you'll get it."
~End~
Well I hope you all enjoyed this weird One-shot… I don't know if I'll make another chapter to show Ichigo's revenge or not but I still love this Cya~