Author's Notes: This first chapter is a table of contents of sorts containing summaries and time checks for each chapter since the story bounces around in time.
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List of Chapter Summaries & Timeline
Who's Your Daddy?
Summary: What happens when minions overhear Orochimaru arguing with Kabuto? A certain apprentice is embarrassed and his reputation takes a humorous hit. And it really is all Sasuke's own fault.
Time check: This particular day happens sometime during the time skip between the original Naruto episodes and the beginning of Shippuden.
Sound Village Orientation
Summary: This chapter is mainly Kabuto centric but Orochimaru appears at the end. Kabuto's in charge of running the Sound Village Orientation for a group of idiotic new recruits. Sound Village ninja like you have never seen before.
[written for my brother since it is based off his really bad day at work]
Time check: This story happened prior to when Sasuke joined, sometime during the early years of the Sound Village.
Sasuke meets Chino: A Strange Encounter
Summary: Sasuke centric – Sasuke bashing (you've been warned) Sasuke meets a mysterious kunoichi in the middle of nowhere and ends up frustrated and humiliated.
Connects to my other Naruto fanfiction – Konoha is an Interesting Place.
[written for my friend Miku-Miku]
Time check: Sometime soon after Sasuke joined Orochimaru via the Sound Four
Chocolate: A Valentine's Day Special Edition
Summary: Valentine's Day Special! Kabuto has a special gift for Orochimaru. Yes it involves chocolate and Sasuke but probably not in the way you were thinking.
Time check: Sasuke's firstValentine's Day with Orochimaru and company.
Alternate Ending by my Beta ilvecoffee-n-narutoYOUTH
White and Orange (White Day Special Edition)
Part 1: White
Summary: Orochimaru presents Kabuto with part 1 of his White Day gift. He has to go search the compound for the second part.
Part 2: Orange
Summary: Orochimaru presents Sasuke with a White Day gift he is reluctant to take. Sasuke is tricked into using the gift which leads to embarrassing situations.
[written for my friend and fellow author Arabella Cauwell]
Time check:Sasuke's first White Day with Orochimaru and company.
Thanks (for nothing)
Summary: Orochimaru is bored so he decides it is time to relocate to another lair. Sasuke does not approve of the new location.
Time check: Sometime during the first 4 to 8 months of Sasuke joining Orochimaru.
First Visit
Summary: Sasuke and Kabuto on a trip through the Sound Village. Sasuke gets mobbed by Villagers. Kabuto tricks Sasuke into participating in the selection process for a new Sound 4 as a judge. Judging the candidates proves to be an experience Sasuke never wishes to repeat.
Time check: Near the end of the first 2 months after Sasuke joins Orochimaru
Research Mishaps Part 1
Summary: Minions stumble onto an embarrassing fight over Sasuke between Orochimaru and Kabuto, but is all what it appears to be? When is it ever, really?
Time Check: Sometime near the end of the first year of Sasuke's stay with Orochimaru.
Research Mishaps Part 2
Summary: The research subject tells the minions what really happened before they arrived to see Orochimaru and Kabuto fighting. Nobody could have guessed the actual events leading to the Sasuke Tug-of-War.
Time Check: Minutes after the events in the previous chapter.
Orochimaru's Announcement
Summary: Orochimaru holds a staff meeting so he can make a very important announcement complete with a presentation and visual aides.
[Follow up to the chapter Who's Your Daddy - request by ShanaKOC]
Time check: The evening of the same day as Who's Your Daddy. Occurs some time during the time skip between the original Naruto episodes and the beginning of Shippuden.
Dismissal
Summary: Sasuke gets curious about why Orochimaru is no longer with the Akatsuki. Orochimaru is hesitant to tell the truth because it revolves around his interactions with Itachi. Kabuto thinks about Orochimaru's undignified exit from Akatsuki.
[written by request from Nate735]
Timecheck: About a week before the events in the 'Research Mishaps' chapter.
Pest Control Sasuke's Way
Summary: Orochimaru makes the mistake of leaving Sasuke alone on the first day of summer when a crew of tiny terrors invades the Lair. Sasuke discovers he really hates ants and launches a campaign against them.
Time check: The second summer after Sasuke joined Orochimaru.
Author's Notes: This chapter will be updated as new chapters are posted.