WARNING: this publication may call for the laughing of your sox off...just saying.
This is a real conversation. I didn't just make it up.
This happened on Friday during Drama Rehersal between antisun113, greyskys and I.
I will be sure to write down some more of our conversations soon.
Awkward Conversation #2954
Bree: I wonder who Ella's dad is?
Me: You know he probably came home from work after being gone and is all like 'WTF YOU DID IT WITH A HUNCHBACK MAD SCIENTIST GUY?'
Bree: And Dr M is all like 'Well where we YOU?'
Me: 'I got sent to war…I was on a plane for a long time…and there were no hookers AT ALL.'
Bree: …Maybe Dr M WAS a hooker!
All of us: O_O'
Bree: And then she had Ella and was all like 'Maybe I should settle down and take care of dis baby…'
Lizzy: So…that would make Ella's dad…?
Me & Bree: Some Mexican dude…
Lizzy: …Wait, who's the huncback mad scientist guy?
Me: Jeb.
Lizzy: But he is kind of good looking…
Me: *nod nod* I guess… oh crap! *headdesk* Jeb sucks Jeb sucks….
Bree: Sarah what the frig are you doing?
Me: I just called Jeb "the Fag" Batchelder good looking.
Everyone but me: O.e
Bree: You know who's a fag?
Me: Who?
Bree: Snape.
Lizzy: But he gets to be a good guy near the end.
Bree: …He's still a fag.
Me: Kind of like the red-haired wonder?
Bree: You mean like Fang?
Lizzy & Me: Whhaaaat?
Bree: Well, you know. Sometimes he's annoying.
All of us: *nod nod*
Bree: Just like Harry.
Me: Potter?
Bree: Yep.
Me: Oh yeah I see your point.
Bree: I mean seriously. If he had just been like "SNAAAKE!!" in book two he would have never been accused of being the heir of slitherin.
All of us: *So dang close to wetting our pants it's not even funny* BATHROOM!
A little later…
Bree: Does anyone have a tape recorder?
Rest of us: *headshake*
Bree: I am bringing one to the next rehersal.
Me: Why?
Bree: Did you hear everything we just said?
Everyone: *Hysterical laugh*
Me: *Begins the recording of Awkward conversation 2954*
Did you laugh hysterically at that? I did.
Your for never more,
Leo