Lucius Malfoy stuck out his tongue and laughed.
"Lucius?" asked Narcissa, peering into the bathroom. "What are you doing?"
He turned around at a frustratingly slow pace and let out a little annoying sound.
"Hey, Cissy," he slurred. "Hey, Cissy. Hey, Cissy."
"Lucy, what's wrong?" asked Narcissa, peering at his dilated eyes. "Oh my badness, what did Bella give you?"
"Hey," said Lucius, giggling like a Justin Bieber fan. "You called me Lucy….that isn't my name."
"Crap," muttered Narcissa, dragging him out of the bathroom and across Malfoy Manor too her sister's room. "Crap."
Rodolphus was sitting on the bed, head banging to…the My Immortal 2 soundtrack!
"Greetings, Earthling," he said. "Nano nano."
"What the fluff, Roddy," said Narcissa, pursing her lips. "Where's Bella?"
"Bella?" Rodolphus frowned. "I dunno…I think she's, like, with Draco. And some magic."
"Some what?"
"You know…magic? It's, like…fizzy."
Narcissa ran out of the room, dragging the laughing Lucius by the hair.
Sure enough, Bellatrix was in Draco's room, smoking from pipes.
"BELLA!" screamed Narcissa. "What did I tell you about marijuana?"
"Mummy," whispered Draco, "you have got to try marriage-uh-wanna. It's, like, awesome."
"Hi, Cissy!" shouted Bellatrix. "You-you—TACO!"
And she, Lucius, and Draco all started laughing hysterically.
"WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOOOOOOOOMMMMEE AGAIN, HURRAH! HURRAY!" they all sang, pulling each other's hair.
Narcissa s l o w l y walked out of the room, but not before swallowing an LSD tablet laying on the bed stand.