Hello, and welcome to the Mary-Suep Opera Chronicles. The sole point of this is to parody the infamous Mary-Sue story. This idea all started with a chain of emails with BroadwayMasquerade and I at 1am. We were making these up to amuse ourselves, then decided to share our random ideas with the fanfiction society. These are all mine, but my friend made ones with Beckett, which will be posted if anyone likes them, and when they are actually written. This chapter is a combination of two, because they were really short. The other ones will be much longer, just to let you all know. Reviews are much appreciated, so PLEASE write them.

This goes for ALL of the chapters, because I get tired of writing this out: I don't own POTC, William, or the other characters in this that you might recognize. I do, however, own Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly and the plot.


And so, we join Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly and her new found love, William.

They frolic in a sea of daisies, never letting go of the other. They frolic until they can't anymore, then they sit calmly and watch the sun set on a beautiful day.

"Oh, my dearest William," Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly said, "what is to become of us? For, you see, I know that you are to end with your dearest Elizabeth, but what is to become of me? Shall I just sit here and wither away, for that is what shall happen to me if you are to leave me, my love." Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly then began to sob, but she somehow managed to keep her breathtakingly beautiful complexion. Her hair blew in the soft wind, adding to her picture-perfect frame.

"Never fear, my fairest," William replied, yet, his voice sounded like that of a dove. "For I shall come again to be with you someday, for you, and you alone are my life's true love. But for this moment, there is another in need of me. But no need to worry, for I will do whatever it takes to be with you…soon." With that, William lightly kissed the top of Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly's hand and faded out into the distance.

So, there sat Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly, alone in a field of daises, softly crying to herself.

"You alone make my life complete. I will wait for you, my love, until the day I die, and beyond." She wispered into the slowly darkening twilight.


As we left our dear Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly, she was eagerly awaiting for her dearest William to return to her once more.

She paced the seashore of which he asked her to wait for him, and it was a beautiful daybreak.

"Oh," Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly sighed to herself. Hr lavender dress flowed in the soft breeze, brilliantly matching her brown eyes, which held a tint of royale purple around the edges. "When will you return to me, my sweet William?"

When, out of a ray of everlasting sunlight, William appeared.

The couple lovingly embraced and kissed, each one never wanting to leave the other.

"My dearest William, you've returned to me!" Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly said, her voice sounded like a choir of angels, and the sunlight seemed to magnify her utter beauty.

"I gave you my word, and thus, my complete soul, that I would return to you. I have, thus proving the deep love and affection I have in my inner-most soul for you. You must come with me now; I shall sweep you away into a land of sweets, joy, and even joy-ness, where we can reside together for the rest of our days." William stated, as he passionately kissed Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly.

Ages later, when they pulled apart, Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly whispered into her lover's ear, "My soul is alight now that we can be together forever, with no one being able to interrupt the beauteous relationship of which we share. My only wish is that we can never part, becoming one tonight, my dearest William."

William twirled a strand of Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly's caramel blonde hair, which reflected in the morning light so radiantly, in his fingers, yet looking her in the eye the entire time he spoke. "We shall be together tonight, and many a many after. My life is complete now that we can be together endlessly. I love you, Molly-Sue-Water-Lilly-Majestic-Firefly."

And with that, they shared another passionate kiss, before their wonderful day –and night- of bliss began.


Alright, thank you all for reading the first chapter of the Mary-Suep Opera Chronicles. Many more are to follow, so please let me know what you think about this. How do you do that, you ask? Why, review, of course. If you don't, I hope you feel guilty. ;)