Disclaimer: I don't own warriors but I sure wish I did.
What REALLY happed in the battle against BloodClan
"Will you leave or will you fight?" Scourge mewed. Firestar thought about his question as the jeopardy theme music starts playing. "I can't think with all this racket" Firestar muttered under his breath. "Clouldtail shut off that radio!" Firestar yowled "It's making me crazy". "But it's getting to the good part!" Cloudtail sobbed. A rock hits Cloudtail in the head and knocks him out. "Yes my target practice of throwing rocks at Dustpelt is finally paying off!" Bramblepaw said excitedly. "Wait, that was YOU?!?" Dust pelt howled in disbelief. Then Dustpelt started strangling Bramblepaw. "Why is my Clan a bunch of morons" Whitestorm said to himself. "At least I die in this battle and never have to be with them again." " WHAT DO YOU WANT? Scourge yowled impatiently. "Oh right." Firestar said his mind coming back to earth now. He had been thinking about what pair of socks to wear tomorrow. "I'll have a cheeseburger with fries and some root beer and don't forget the union rings." Firestar mumbled because he was now in his own world of ice cream, gravy, and monkeys. "What did I do to deserve this" Whitestorm grumbled and then more audibly he added " He means we will fight." "Fine" Scourge mewed."Let us begin." "Right after I finish my ice cream mommy" Firestar said randomly. Yowls came from both sides and the battle had officially begun. Ashpaw pulled out a portable TV from his backpack and flicked it on to the show: Happy Exploding Multi – Colored Seizure inducing Robot Wars. All the Cats except Firestar and Scourge fell down and had seizures. Firestar and Scourge got into their battle positions. Scourge made the first move. He leaped. He landed. The fight began. "Are you ready." Scourge said. "May the best dog win." Firestar responded. "We're cats idiot." "Fine. GO" "rock, papers, scissors, shoot." Firestar did paper. Scourge did scissors. Scourge tweaked him in the eyes. Firestar fell over dead. Scourge started to laugh manically. Meanwhile in StarClan… something nudged at Firestar's shoulder "I didn't eat the peanut butter mommy." Firestar blurted out randomly. "Firestar this is StarClan. You're not alive or dead. "Oh Really?" Firestar started playing around by running through tree because he knew now he was intangible. "Stop" called Bluestar. "Okay." "You now get your 8th life. Take this Heavyweight Championship belt: it will give you the training and power of every great wrester both twoleg and gravy. Back in the forest … Scourge laughs manically more. Something taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me I'm laughing manically."Then something slapped him in the back of the head. "What do you want?" Scourge said as he turned around. "F-f-ff-ff-firestar what are y-y-you doing here?" "Good bye Scourge" "Where did you get that chair." "Bye, would you like Fries with that." "Tuesday is potato night."Then Everyone when to Four-Trees and had a disco party while Firestar taught the apprentices how to the Robot. Everyone lived happily ever after. "Wow what a sappy ending" Firestar mewed. "Be quiet you."