Hey guys I am back with another story!(I am continuing Weird Lifestream just need an awesome way for Nanaki to die)
The Little Doorman
Woman-Thank you young man!
Denzel-You are welcome!
Denzel boy of 8 years of age always holds the door for people everywhere no seriously the house…
Denzel-Opened the front door Tifa!
Tifa-Thank you Denzel!
The bar…
Denzel-Here ya go sir!
Sir-Shoo you fricken little kid!
Denzel-You are welcome!
Even the in the bathroom…
Denzel-*opens stall*
Man-Thank you
Denzel-You are welcome!
Man-Arent you gonna leave?
Denzel-No gonna wait till you are done!
Man-You didn't flush this toilet!
Denzel-Yeah I am saving water if two people use the toilet and flushes the toilet once everyday think on how much water we can have!
Man-Idiot…
But here is one time Denzel a little to far with his doorman ability…
Denzel heard of this new high tech Shinra store and decided to hold the door for people there.
Denzel stands by an automatic sliding door and sees a man walk by.
Denzel-You are welcome!
Man-What did you do?
Denzel-I held the door for you.
Man-No you didn't.
Denzel-I stood near the door so you wouldn't risk of the door not opening and you hit the door see if I was not here you could have hit your nose and have nosebleed.
Man-…retarded kid…
Denzel-Am not see how much people are safe because of me?
Man-*stands between the doors* see no harm to me no buzz off! Being a doorman is stupid and I don't need your help!
Denzel-Fine!
Denzel steps away and doors suddenly slide to each other and squish the guy hard one side hit his back and the other hit his privates and the doors are locked.
Man-Hey kid could you help me out?
Denzel-No
Man-Please?
Denzel-No you said being a doorman was stupid so no!
Man-I am sorry now please?
Denzel comes closer to the man and socks him in the gonads and runs away.
And that my friend is the adventure of Denzel the doorman.
Me-yeah this story sucks a lot huh?
Zack-the7thfreak does not own ff7 or its characters because if he did Cloud wouldn't stalk Sephiroth to the fricken volcano in the original game haha!
Me-Right you are Zack!
Cloud-…