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The daily announcement was crackling over the school P.A. Katniss Everdeen paid no attention whatsoever until she caught info about this year's annual "Hunger Games".

"The nation of Panem has decided to ship this year's tributes to a foreign country, and instead of a fight to the death, we will laugh at their embarrassment. Let us list the tribute names.

District 1: Glimmer Diamond and Slick Greenfield."

"What stupid names." thought Katniss.

"District 2: Cato Tutor and Clove Clover."

Katniss tuned out, but she caught an interesting name from district 5, "Fox Face".

"District 8: Bland Plainly and Plain Blandly."

Districts 9 and 10 came and went.

"District 11: Rue Ivy and Thresh Miller.

District 12: Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark."

Katniss dropped her school books on the ground out of surprise.

Up in Forks, Washington, the Cullens were getting ready for a new student exchange program.

"I'm going to pack this dress, and this dress, and this dress, and this dress!" squealed Rosalie.

"Why are you packing so many dresses?" Alice queried.

" I assume there will be a lot of proms! Hogwarts is famous for it's 'Yule Ball', 'Fall Ball' , and 'Mall Ball'!!!!!", Rosalie screeched.

Upon hearing about these proms, Jasper began to rummage through the cupboard, looking for some cool clothes. "Hey! This is AWESOME!!" he screamed, yanking out a ratty old bunny suit.

"I could totally use this!"

"Maybe I shouldn'th have eathen thath flox!" said Edward, who had sucked the blood of a fox with rabies, and was now foaming at the mouth.

Draco Malfoy slouched into his sister's room, looking for her diary. "Found it!" he whispered to himself. He opened it up and read the first entry she had ever made.

Diary, don't expect me to call you dear because you're not incredibly dear. And I never get crushes, because I'm a Malfoy, and we don't love. So don't expect this to be a typical teenage girl's diary. So here is some info about me.

I am Draco Malfoy's fraternal twin sister, Natasha Malfoy.

I am 16 years old.

I was born October 31st, 1992.

I am very musically talented.

I have big feet and no manners.

I am not romantic or girly.

I am very modestly dressed.

I wear the boy's uniform at Hogwarts because it has pants.

I the first Malfoy to ever be in Gryffindor.

My brother sucks eggs.

"Uggh! Natasha! I do NOT suck eggs! And you are a talentless little squib!" Draco shouted, storming downstairs.

"As far as I know, you do suck eggs, and I do have talent, and I am a witch, not a squib." said Natasha calmly. "Besides, I'm the most popular girl in school and you are a wannabe who can only manage to get a date with Pansy Parkinson."

"She is VERY beautiful!!!!" screamed Draco.

"Whatever, geeky." She said, walking up to her room, leaving Draco still steaming downstairs.

2

"If I were in the Hunger Games, I wouldn't even try to kill you, Peeta! I love you!" said Bella Swan breathlessly.

She had been listening to him tell about the annual Hunger Games.

"Please, just kill me. It would be better than to be on the receiving end of those lips" smirked Peeta Mellark, as he walked down the hall of East Hogwarts.

"Yo' P-boy, how's it' hangin'?" exclaimed Jasper Hale, walking down the hall clumsily in his bunny costume, a small crowd of gnats buzzing in his wake.

Peeta wondered why he was in a bunny suit.

Just then, an announcement came over the school P.A. "Attention all Hogwarts students. Remember that this Friday night is the annual Fall Ball. Our theme this year is 'Bunny Luv'. The student whose costume and manner best personifies this theme, will win the grand Prize"

"Wow, I wonder what the Grand Prize is" Peeta mumbled to anyone within earshot.

"Of coursh everyone knowsh what it ish,,," said Edward Cullen, rabies foaming out of his misshapen mouth. "It'sh unlimited kissesh from Natashhhhhah. Of coursh, I plan to win thish contesht…"

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I IS ANGRY!!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!" screeched Cato.

"Oh joy, it's the geek squad." said Natasha Malfoy, walking up to them. "Are you guys going to the Fall Ball? I'm not. At least, I'm not Dancing. It's times like these when my musical talent really comes in handy…I'll be entertaining you losers, I guess. What is this 'grand prize' anyways? Meat loaf?"

"It'sh unlimited kissesh from the mosht popular girl in thish school, Natashhhhhhah Malfoy.."

foamed Edward.

"No it's not! That can NOT be possible. I'm going to mysteriously catch the flu if that's true."

said Natasha.

"The grand prize is unlimited kisses." Dumbledore said, noticing their conversation.

"Uh oh…." whispered Natasha, her mouth hanging open in what can only be described as complete and total shock. And with that, she sprinted away, leaving "the geek squad" smiling smugly.

To be continued…