Katie's Island

by lizfanfiction

Another parody, and this one's sure to be fun! House meets Gilligan's Island when the whole team crashes on an island while on their way to a medical conference.

1. Theme Song

Katie's Island – By Liz

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip.
That started from the boating dock
Aboard the Hameron ship.
The nurse was a mighty clueless girl.
The driver annoyed to be sure.
Seven passengers went for a sail that day
For a medical conference, a medical conference….
The weather started getting rough
And the Tom-Tom had long been tossed.
If not for the nagging of the feckless crew
They would never have been lost; they would never have been lost.
The boat docked on a sandy beach of this island for a while
With Nurse Katie, Foreman too
The Dean of Medicine, and her Wife, (Wilson: I am not her wife!)
The Floppy Haired One, Gregory House and Ally Cam
Are stuck on this island for a while!

Theme song by Andrew, with moderations by myself.

CAST: Nurse Katie as Gilligan; Foreman as the Skipper; House as the Professor; Cuddy as Mr. Howell; Wilson as Mrs. Howell; Chase as Ginger; Cameron as Mary Ann.