Apologize
"Hellloo, my donuts of total annihilation! I will be teaching you how to dance like a monkey today! Introducing my beautiful assistant..." Sk8erGrl chan boomed like a total MAN.
"ME?!" Ichigo screeched.
"NO! IT'S ME WIATCH!" Ryou sassed.
"Actually, I'm not gonna teach you pieces of fried dough (donuts) how to dance like a barbarian, but I would like to apologize to ya'llz for not writing ANYTHING in ETERNITY!" Sk8erGrl chan whined like a noob.
"Woop woop! Toga! Toga!" Zakuro threw a toga partay in Sk8erGrl chan's living room. My goodness, no more of those wild frat parties at Uncle's house for you Wolfy chan!
"Well, the REAL HAUNTED WORLD chapter is running incredibly slow since inspiration and creativity is being spent elsewhere, but I'll TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO GIVE UP ON IT!" the chick gurgled.
Mint farted something that smelled like Indian wrapped in onion shravinel. (Please excuse that rather... obscene image)
Lettuce jumped off a bridge and landed in 100 bacon.
"Anyway, I hope you guys understand, since I'm working on soooo many other stuffles to be on Fanfiction, but you guys were the first to ACTUALLY LIKE my stories, so you guys are always the tops for me!" the little brat gushed.
And then Ryou took off his clothes, jumped on the table, screeched out "HIT IT!" and as cheesy folk music began to play, he danced the Macarena, everyone else joining him as well.
"Well that's it for now! Don't give up on me, my peeps! I'll be back! WITH WEAPONS!" she laughed maniacally and began to bring down the house with her super kick tush moves.