Summary: You may think you know your Yu-Gi-Oh characters, but watch as they make a fool of themselves. Welcome to the random world of my brother's mind! (Brother: Hey!)

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugi-oh Duel Monsters (© Takahashi Kazuki) or this story (© my nine-year-old brother).

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The Random World of Yu-Gi-Oh!

"The imagination is a wild thing, yet … it is understandable if you wish not to tame it."

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"Vee meet again, Yugi," said Count Yami Bakura.

Then Jou kicked the vampire to the moon.

"Ha! Score one for the Joe-ster!"

Then Honda punched Jou's head a hundred times.

"Stop being an idiot, Jou. We still got a hundred other vampires to kick to the moon," said Honda as he pointed to the hundred of vampires rising from their coffin.

"AAHHH!!!!!! Anzu's a vampire!" shouted Yugi as he pointed to the she-vampire coming his way.

Then Yugi fainted.

"Now, time to suck your blood!" said Anzu as she swooped down towards the unconscious midget.

Then the sun rose.

"I'm melting … melting … dead," said Anzu as she turned into a heap of dust.

"NO!!" said Yugi, "The love of my life is gone! Gone!"

"Cheer up, Yugi", said Jou.

Suddenly, monsters were popping out of nowhere!

"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said all three.

"Monsters, run!" and they did, like hell, right into the monsters.

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Boo."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"Whoa, chill guys, it's just me." They looked to see … Ryou!? With the monsters!?

"What are you doing with them? They're monsters!"

"I am too."

"WHA!?"

Then they looked at his outfit and saw him as … the Change of Heart!"

"NNNOOOOO!!!! He's going to turn us into monsters!!!" shouted Honda, but it was too late.

Ryou took over Honda's body and turned him into … Kuriboh!!

"Kuku!"

"AAWWWW! He's so cute!" Yugi cooed.

But he was mistaken when Honda showed Yugi and Jou his sharp and vicious teeth.

"AAAHHHHH!!!"

"AAAAHHHHH!!!! I think I'm going to wet my pants … I think I already did …"

"Eeewwww …" Yugi, Ryou and Honda sweat dropped.

Then Ryou took over Jou and he became … Robo-dog!

"… Now I know what Kaiba meant when he kept saying Jou was a puppy …"

"Ggggrrrrrrr!" growled Jou, sounding a bit like 'I'm not!'

Then lighting appeared! And so did Kaiba!

"Ruff! Ruru ruff!" barked Jou. Translation: AH! It's moneybags!

"Whatever, Chihuahua."

Everyone looked at him weirdly.

"You can understand dog talk?" asked Yugi.

Seto ignored them.

"What am I doing here anyway? I was supposed to be testing out one of my latest inventions."

Suddenly, it started raining acid.

While everyone was screaming their lungs out, Seto just stood there with an acid-proof umbrella.

"You guys are lame," and he walked off, his shoes dissolving.

Seto's feet turned into bone and he still didn't notice.

AN: (whisper) I was blackmailed into posting this …

Bro: Well, did you like it? (puppy dog eyes)

AN: ...

Bro: Well?

AN: ... I'll get back to you.