Unreasonably Blond

I do not own DBZ or SM.

I tried this way of spacing to see if it would be easier to read.

"Serena," Goku approached his daughter warily.

"Do you need something?" Serena asked annoyed. She had been extremely cranky and depressed since Rini had left.

"It's been almost a year since the last time you left, and um…" Goku stammered not daring to look his daughter, the future queen of the earth, in the eyes.

"Oh right," Serena sighed and snuggled deeper into Trunks' arms, "Trunks helped me pack last night. We figured this would happen. But I figure it won't be as bad now since Sailor Pluto gave me a Time Key. Trunks and I have already made arrangements with her on my departure."

"There's more," Piccolo said.

"What?" Serena snapped.

"What exactly do you think will happen when you return to the past?" Gohan asked his little sister.

"I'll probably end up babysitting you or something to that extent," Serena brushed the question off nonchalantly. The others looked a bit worried.

"Now listen Serena, there are two very strong saiyans going to the earth in the past and they want to destroy it," Vegeta said sharply.

"Crazy people wanting to destroy the earth. Nothing new there," Serena responded sarcastically.

"Serena, listen!" Vegeta barked, "This is important! I am one of those Saiyans!"

"Then it really won't be much of a fight now will it?" Serena smirked at him.

"You little!" Vegeta started.

"Vegeta!" Bulma screamed and stopped him from going farther.

Vegeta regained his composer and continued, "Now listen in this time it was Sailor Moon who stopped me by using that tiara and cutting off my tail and Gohan's."

Serena stared at them with a confused face. "So you want me to fight?" she finally asked.

"Yes," Goku said kneeling on the other side of his daughter, "But it's very important that we don't find out you're Sailor Moon."

"Why not? You already know in the past that I'm part saiyan because of that other freak, and in this time you knew I was Sailor Moon before I told you because my past self told you. Did that make sense?" Serena asked her boyfriend.

"Yep," he said smiling. He though it was hilarious when she decided to be difficult. They all knew she was the strongest person on earth and if she got really angry then things could get really messy and no body wanted that.

"Actually she's got a point," 18 finally responded to Serena's smart-aleck remark.

"Thank you Barbie," Serena nodded her head in appreciation, "You're the only one of these fools who understands me. Be sides you dear." She added as Trunks looked at her.

"But…" Piccolo started trying to make this impossible little blond girl see some sense.

"But nothing," Serena snapped this was going on for to long now, "I'll do what I want. Unless you all are going to go with me? No, well then you really have no say in this." Trunks couldn't help it and cracked up at the dumbfounded looks around them. Serena suddenly gasped.

"What's wrong?" Trunks asked seriously.

"If I go then I'll miss Gohan and Videl's wedding!" she screamed. Serena frowned and narrowed her eyes. "I'm no going to the past," she stated firmly.

"But you have to!" Krillin said.

"I don't have to do anything," Serena snapped.

"What if you go to the past for a little while, come back for the wedding, and then go back to the past," Chichi offered.

Serena brought a manicured nail to her chin and tapped it thoughtfully. She slowly smiled and put on her most heart-wrenching puppy-dog eyes. "Can Trunks come with me?" she cooed.

"Absolutely not!" Vegeta snapped.

"Pretty please?" Serena begged batting her eyes.

"Ah…n…n…no…no!" Vegeta said looking away from her.

Trunks was having a hard time not laughing. He didn't want to get his dad angry with him. "Serena," he said. She faced him and batted her eyes. Vegeta huffed as Trunks got an extremely goofy look on his face. "Maybe you should go like your mom suggested," Trunks said sheepishly grinning.

"But," Serena said.

""It's only for a few weeks," Trunks said cutting her off.

Serena closed her eyes and breathed deeply. "Fine," she said opening her eyes, "But only since you asked me.

Serena walked out of the living room and went up to her room. She reached for the small golden key around her neck and took it off. She looked at it for a while and then held it into the air. "Onward to the road of the light," she whispered and disappeared from her room. Serena opened her eyes in a foggy area. "Trista!" she called into the fog.

"Princess?" the guardian asked appearing.

"I know I told you I'm going to the past tomorrow but I need to ask you a question," Serena said.

"Yes princess," the guardian said.

"Could you warp the dimensions of my purse and my room in my old house?" Serena asked sweetly.

"Very well princess," Sailor Pluto said smiling. She raised her staff and it flashed. "It is done," she said.

"Thanks see you tomorrow!" Serena chirped and disappeared from the fog.

"Princess you always cause me so much trouble," the keeper of time smiled shaking her head.