This is my first slightly odd fan fic. Please read and review!
Happy Christmas Visser Three!
"Hi Visser 3" I said.
(Hi, Maple and Ginger Oatmeal) VisserThree said.
"Happy Christmas Visser" I said.
(Oh yes Chis-t-mas. You have me told about it. And all about the prezzees) the Visser's eyes went all misty and happy, as he jumped on one spot with his hands up to his face clenched in a fist.
"It's not all about the presents, Christmas is meant to be about love, peace and free will to all men. All the stuff you don't like. Let's go singing?"
(Yaaaaaaa!) he sang with great joy.
"I want to gothere!"
(Well I don't! I'm going there!) Do you know what that childish male tried to do; he tried to kick me!
"FINE!" I screamed down his ear, then did a sharp turn and knocked on the door he wanted to go to.
(I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
I'm the only left after the war
To see heads roiling
And people deing
That's what Christmas is for
I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be unhappy and dark
And may all your Christmases be red
I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be unhappy and dark
And may all your Christmases be red!)
All was still as I looked at the man I called Visser.
(No? Oh well maybe this one,
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Visser Three is coming to earth
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out: Who's evil and nice
Visser three is coming to earth
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad for badness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Visser three is coming to earth
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad for badness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Visser Three is coming to earth
Visser Three is coming to earth!)
Well, how would feel if you were there?
That's what I felt.
Strange and really weird.
"What was that!" I shrilled
(That was my songs. VisserFive tought them to me. He said they were Chris-t-mas songs.) He said with utter surprise.
"No you door knob, they are not Christmas songs! They are your versions of Christmas songs." I was taking to a guinea-pig, a big fat guinea-pig.
(Ah?)
"VisserThree is coming to earth?" I stated in flat tone.
(Well I am aren't I? Oh! What's the time, I need to a mantle of a Visser'smeeting!)
"OK, but I'm finishing this next time.
BEY VISSSSSSSSSEERRRRRRR!"
THE END
Visser 3 is a character made up by K. Applegate and not by me OK. So you can'tsue me.
Thre you go. This was my firt 'fan fic' please REVIEW. This is Oatmeal signing out.