Aren't muggles just astounding?
I mean genius' they are
They have so many amazing things
Though they don't have a flying car
But Harry, you live with muggles,
What's the function of a rubber duck?
And do you happen to know exactly why
They call a very large car a truck?
I heard they have "ipods"
Though I'm unsure of what that is
Apparently they also have "boot camps"
For extremely nasty kids
Did you hear of their winter pastime?
They call it snowboarding
To do it they go onto snow
And stand on a strange board thing
Their dogs have their own closets
Full of shoes, hats and bows
There's speculation that they have rats
But no one truly knows
Yes there are oh so many questions
So many mysteries
Yet I still find muggles quite fascinating
So explain more to me if you please