Disclaimer: You know the drill unless I say otherwise. Let's get on with it.

*Yawn* Another boring day in school. Nothing to do except practice for the scene the Shakespeare Society's doing.*

Xellos: You have a Biology test today.

I don't like Biology. Mi maestra es muy aburrida.**

Xellos: You also have a Spanish test tomorrow & the day after.

I know, I know...

Xellos: On top of that, you have a World History test tomorrow, an appointment with your eye doctor, another after~school practice Friday & over the weekend, & we're fresh out of your coffee cake.

What are you, my day~to~day calendar or my secretary?

Xellos: I'm your evil servant, remember? Otherwise, I'd wear one of those cute little secretary dresses.

... ... ...

Xellos: Can I wear one of those cute little secretary dresses?

O.O NO! Tengo que estudiar para mi examen de vocabulario.***

Xellos: Nani?

Read the bottom.

Xellos: *Reads bottom of fanfic for translation* Oh. You should learn Japanese.

Why?

Xellos: Because it's better.

It's not gonna help my future career.

Xellos: & Spanish is?

Not really.

Xellos: Then why are you taking it?

Because my school got rid of French class.

Xellos: Oh. Why were you gonna learn French?

So I'd know it if I ever got to study at a culinary school in France. *Eyes tear up.* ****

Xellos: Oh... Okay.

By the way, how was it like in the ER?*****

Xellos: Skip it.

That bad? I knew I should've demanded more than just coffee cake from my sister... ******

Xellos: I thought you demanded cobalt.

She didn't get it for me. How long did it take for the morphene to wear off?

Xellos: 3 days.

Ohh. What was the bill for that?

*Xellos hands over bill.*

O.O What'd my sister do?

Xellos: She had a heart attack & I recovered.

How's she gonna pay this off? She's not old enough for a job yet & I'm... Oh, shit.

Xellos: Hope you have fun at your new job! *******

Shut up... ********

Xellos: What'll you do if I don't?

This. *Crumples up fanfic.*

Xellos: Ouch! Ow! Stop that!

*Throws fanfic away.*

*We never got to do the scene.

**My teacher is very boring.

***I have to study for my vocabulary test.

****I wanna be a chef.

*****See "Xellos in E.R."

******The Great & Beautiful Princess of the Saiyan Race Mina. (My honest~to~gost younger sister.)

*******I got a job this summer working in a water park food court.

********No real reason for these stars. I just think they look pretty.

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