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~ Prologue – God's Laughing Field~

"If there is a canon ending you don't like, there's always fanfiction. If those have unwanted endings too... Write your own."

- Unknown

A/N: The prologue is based of a certain flash game that is called God's Playing Field, where a kid walks into god's office and starts playing on his computer while god is asleep. Then he tricks god to go to the elevator to a desolate Earth...

"CRASH!" Shina, a grade eleven girl, looked outside her window. It was an apocalyptic scene outside the window. Houses were crushed, flying hands were crushing people, thunderbolts were plenty, and fire pillars raged the premises. And for some reason or another, pianos were flying, and bowling balls could be seen at the horizon.

"What the hell... is THIS?!" Despite Shina's ratherobsession to horror flicks, as her parents called it, she was utterly shocked. One does not see pianos, flying out of no where. Not even in Paranoiac, where a mental protagonist starts seeing... things.

This scene would have continued, but everything changed when god attacked, or rather, fell and broke the chimney of her house.

"Ouch. My back..." An albino with the lapel "God" attached to his shirt collapsed right next to her very expensive computer.

Shina was not pleased. Not pleased at all. She does not care, ANYBODY who breaks, or nearly breaks her precious, custom made, fortune-costing supercomputer (that is chock filled with otome games) will suffer. As much as choosing any true ending in Yanderella. (A/N: Which is a terrible fate, for anyone...)

"You... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MAH COMPUTER?!" Shina has officially lost it. It took god 8 sleeping doses to calm her down. And he sleeps almost instantly with just one. "And... who are you?"

"I'm god. See this lapel here?" The albino frowned. "Goodness, when have I started introducing myself to people?"

"Prove it." Shina pokerfaced. "Come at me, thief."

"Your computer has exactly 314 otome games, 159 series of anime, 2653 episodes of anime, and 589 commissioned fanart." God cringed. "Oh. And runs... seven operating systems."

Done. God proved it using his unnatural knowledge in computers, despite the fact that he still uses Windows XP.

"Wow. Guess you really are god." Shina sighed, then pointed to the window. "So, did you cause this mess?"

"Erm, no. This kid was playing God's Playing Field, a game I just bought from TorrentzRUs, and kicked me out using the elevator?" God frowned. To explain his predicament to a human, he was not happy.

"What elevator?" Shina was curious why he did not arrive in it.

"I fell out of it. It should be somewhere..."

~ Somewhere in Nevada, USA ~

"YES! This metal box! It's so symmetric! IT'S PERFECT!" A very pleased Death The Kid quickly examined the box for hours.

~ Shina's House – Tokyo, Japan ~

"Huh. I'm not sure. I fell out of it when a piano struck the thing. Also, can we kick the kid out of my office? I kind of want my computer back." God sighed yet again.

"Give me incentive."

"I will send you to any world you want."

"No Game No Life?" Shina was starting to get excited.

"Why not?"

"Deal." Shina was ready. She always wanted to visit a world where games controlled everyone. She even got her DDR mat ready. "Wait. If you're god, can't you kick him out using some magical force or whatnot?"

"Well... I suppose I could, but..." God yawned, and fell asleep. "...zzzZZZ..."

"God sure likes to sleep. Just... wonderful." Shina became the one sighing. "Hmm, a map?"

Shina noticed a map in god's hand. Apparently, to get to the office, they would have to pass through the "ladder of redemption", which was surprisingly near her house.

~"Ladder of Redemption" - Tokyo, Japan~

When Shina arrived at the map's X, she didn't see a ladder. The only thing special there were a bunch of tattered, old ropes which seemed to have come from Dollarama. It seemed to come from the sky, but from where Shina was at, there was no end.

"I... can't even..." Shina stood, eyes wide open. And stayed there until a certain god woke up.

"Oh. We're at the ladder of redemption." God wiped his eyes, and hoped that he would actually get some sleep tonight.

"Wait. THIS is the ladder of redemption? This... sketchy rope from Dollarama?" Shina was not pleased when she realized that maybe the Heavens were not as rich as she thought. She expected at least a ladder that would let her slide to the top within seconds.

"Yup. Time to start climbing. Deal with it. You should live... I think. It's been a while since I touched "Life Design"." God made a small smile, and started climbing. Soon, a small light in his hands can be seen on his hands.

"What's that?" Shina asked.

"Anti-Rope Burn gloves." God smirked.

~3 Hours Later~

"Huff...Huff... Just... how many more metres is it." Shina was exhausted. "I think I'm going to faint any second now."

"Huh?" God smiled. "We're here."

God snaps his fingers, and a bunch of angels reveal his office... which for some reason or another, Soundtrack from Persona can be heard from, until Shina kicked the door down like a boss.

"Oh, ho. So you finally returned..." A kid with the lapel "Visitor" on his shirt appeared, and picked up a piano.

"You..." God grinded his teeth, but yawned. And fell asleep. AGAIN.

"Bwahaha. You sleep again. I will make sure I'll silence the other visitor too.." The evil visitor laughed. But was unaware of Shina's secret weapon...

Shina reached into her Free! Rin body pillow, she took out her weapon of choice.

The Lucky Star Season 1 box set.

"No... it's... IMPOSSIBLE! Not LUCKY STAR!" The evil visitor cringed in fear when he caught sight of (in his mind) the dreaded DVD. Unable to look at it any further, he dashed out of the office, tried to climb down the rope, got rope burn, and fell to his death.

And thus ended the reign of the evil? Visitor.

~Another hour later...~

"Huh. Where's the visitor?" God woke up, and found his office peaceful and quiet.

"Fell of the ladder of redemption." Shina smiled. "Now take me to some other world."

"Yeah, yeah, just gimme a minute." God scoffed at Shina's impatience, much to Shina's chagrin. He then proceeded to go to his computer.

"sudo su && mv /TET/2001922/*" God typed into his computer, before rashly pressing enter. And when he did, Shina blanked out.

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