I do not own the Grand Theft Auto franchise, nor do i own Alaska. I also do not own Nintendo, Duck Hunt, or Rampage for Nintendo. To add to the list, I don't own George of the Jungle, Curious George, or Lizzy Maguire. Well, that's about it.
INTRODUCTION
This story all starts with me going over my cousin's house. I was to sleep over because i had nothing better to do because my dad wanted to go out instead of seeing me for my birthday. So while i was at my cousin's house, we decided to play Nintendo. We started out playing Duck Hunt and I kicked so much ass in that game but i would always miss one duck and wouldn't get a perfect. I got to level 14 and got 200,500 points. I was proud. After Duck Hunt, my cousin decided to play Rampage. This whole game is about mutants that turn into giant gorillas and lizards. The lizard is lizzy and the gorilla is george. This could be the worst game i ever played. You put holes in windows and you destroy buildings. What kind of game is that? So we start off playing and we beat the first part of California and i wanted to shut it off so badly. Since he wanted to beat the game and since it looked really easy and shouldn't take long because the first 3 sections of America that we destroyed looked relatively big, i kept playing. We got up to like level 80 and i start screaming at him. We have George of the Jungle and Lizzy Maguire destroying buildings in america. HOW GODDAMN POINTLESS IS THAT? The whole time you destroy the buildings, you put holes in the side of the buildings and somehow, there are chickens the size of your head that you can eat for life. So i'm curious george and i'm lookin in these houses for a bite to eat while i'm getting shot at. Oh, by the way, if u happen to die, u come right back to life. There are no lives, u just keep going. Which could also mean why there are no passwords encase u get really tired of playing. This game had the same repetitive levels for 128 levels. 128 LEVELS OF THE SAME SHIT! And at the end of this nauseating game, u know what the ending was, CONGRATULATIONS! THAT WAS IT. 3 GODDAMN HOURS OF THE SAME SHIT AND I GET A CONGRATULATIONS! It should have at least been, congratulations, u destroyed america, you're officially a terrorist. I got very annoyed at that point so i went to go to sleep but i couldn't and since i was irritated, i came up with a better game to play, Grand Theft Auto: Alaska. This will be the best game, ever...