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Farfello and the Hospital
Hello there friends! ^^; This is my story about a hater of god in Saint Lukes Hospital, Which is completely run by the nuns
Al: Once Apon a time there was this little boy- er - there was this man, sick, distorted, man but neather-the-less his name was Farfello, who hurt everyone, mostly god, but other wise was a-
Farfie: BAD BAD BOY!!!!!! Butting into someone's farie tale that have HAPPY ENDINGS surely hurts god.
Al: - was a bad bad boy
farfie: I said a BAD BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!
Al: -.-' prasie the god.
Farfie: MY EARS!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!! THE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GOD LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: oo; Well anyways he was playing with Brad's Blender.... after he broke his can opener
Farfie: I have a cut from that too!It's--
Al: I really DON'T care.
Brad: *walks in room* HOLY HELL
Hell: damniet I am not holy, although....
Al: shut up...
Hell: fine damniet....
Brad: CHOPPY? YOU WERE PLAYING WITH CHOPPY??!
Al: Choppy? Your blender's name is choppy? *smirk* you named your blender, and called it choppy??
Farfie: it's also has things like wip and dice....
Brad: *slaps Farfie*
Farfie: oh that hurt god
Brad: *glares at al* HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT CHOPPY'S NAME
Ken: O.o;;
Al: What are you doing here?
Ken: oh you know, wandering around, couldn't find my way back *runs into wall* damniet, they keep moving in front of me!
Al: -.-' let's say the adverage human uses 10% of their brain who much do you use?
Ken: 100%! I am ssspppppeeeeccciiiiaaallll.... unlike some
Al: 1 1/2 % the other bits are filled with... melted milkballs and bong extracts...
Ken: BONNNNNGGGG
Omi: *stares at Ken* you didn't get lost I brought you here *notices other people, hides darts behind back* I just thought no one else would be here.
Youji: you know bong sounds like....
Al: I DON'T WANNA KNOW.
Farfie: *spots Omi's darts* Darts hurt god when you are trying to kill your members with them *crackles*
Omi: *glares at farfie* SHUT UP FOOL!!!!!!!!
Aya: did I hear kill? SHI-NE!!!!!!!!
Youji: boooonnnngggg.....
Al: is that what you were trying to do Omi? kill ken?
Aya: there's that word again.....
Ken: I no longer feel safe. O.O anywhere.... even in my own bed
Youji: that was planted with bombs?
Omi: .; BURN IN HELL YOUJI!!!!!!!!!! *pounce*
Al: -.-'
Omi: if you don't want your pe-
Al: O.O enough of that......
Farfie: trying to rip someone's peni-
Al: *sweatdrop* moving on with my damn story! So Farfie was playing with the blender-i mean "Choppy"-
Brad: You back Choppy! *glares at farfie* farfbastard will never get you again *handcuffs blender to wrist*
Farfie: It hurts god when you have to handcuff yourself to a blender because farfbas- wait WHO THE HELL IS HE?!
All 'cept farfie: -.-'
Farfie: AND WHY DOES HE GET TO HURT GOD?
Aya: *beating Farfie with 2x4* baka.... ooo..... this is fun *wack wack wack*
Al: O.O Aya can I help?
Aya: *hands Al 2x4, contiues to wack*
Omi: hmmm...... *if only there was a way to switch Farfie and Ken* HAHAHA
Ken: O.o;;
Omi: come here my sweet, I have plans for you
Youji: JUST BECAUSE AYA IS BEATING THE CRAP OUTTA SOME SICK-MINDED MAN DOESN'T MEAN HE'S CUTE!!!
Al: WHO are you calling sick minded?
Youji: I AM DEAD SEXY!!!
Aya: *wack wack wack* ....
Ken: *getting dragged away by omi* @.@ my, what SHARP needles you have
Omi: their called darts dip-weed.
Youji: *shrugs* bbooooonnnnnggggggg.......
Ken: O.O holy hell! you are going to kill me aren't you?!
Hell: need I remind you....
Al: *stops wacking Farfie and starts wacking Hell* SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Omi: *snickers* kill? no.... I am shorts-boob-hat-hot-pink-boy. Not I-hate- ken-being-stupid-boy.
ken: ^^ oh ok.... for a second there... AH! *muffled shouts*
Aya: hmmm...? *keeps wacking Farfie*
Brad: wasn't there a plot?
Al: there was ok let me just finish this before Omi totally kills Ken.
Ken: Helhp!
Al: oo; uummm... ok Farfie's hand gets cut off by choppy
Brad: *strokes choppy* good boy.
Al: O_o; and ummm *keeps looking back as Brad starts licking Choppy* umm.... ok... and so *brad is now taking of his shirt* Farfie gets rused to the hospital by Nagi and Brad *brad is taking of pants* O.O
Nagi: I am finally in this huh...well i dun wanna anymore
Brad: Naughty Naughty Choppy
Al: O.O;; So then they sewing Farfies hand on and he freaks them out, like Brad is doing now.
Brad: *Naked* what?
All: O.O;;
Al: MY EYES!!!!!
Omi: must wash out image!!!!!!!!!! *runs to sink*
Aya: I would kill you but..... I must clean out my brain first *follows Omi*
Everyone else but Brad and Youji: *runs away*
Youji: oh come on it's not that big!
Ken: *with blindfold on* What? *trips over Brad and falls on Choppy*
Youji: ok now I am scared
Ken: O.O don't eat me... please....
Brad: *sniff* CHOPPY!
Al: PLEASE GOD DAMNIET END THIS
Farfie: everyone hurt god today and not me.... damniet....
Al: tomorrow Farf, tomorrow you can hurt god as many times as you want.
Farfie: YAY!
Al: now please for my sakes END!
END CHAPTER 1.
Farfello and the Hospital
Hello there friends! ^^; This is my story about a hater of god in Saint Lukes Hospital, Which is completely run by the nuns
Al: Once Apon a time there was this little boy- er - there was this man, sick, distorted, man but neather-the-less his name was Farfello, who hurt everyone, mostly god, but other wise was a-
Farfie: BAD BAD BOY!!!!!! Butting into someone's farie tale that have HAPPY ENDINGS surely hurts god.
Al: - was a bad bad boy
farfie: I said a BAD BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!
Al: -.-' prasie the god.
Farfie: MY EARS!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!! THE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GOD LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: oo; Well anyways he was playing with Brad's Blender.... after he broke his can opener
Farfie: I have a cut from that too!It's--
Al: I really DON'T care.
Brad: *walks in room* HOLY HELL
Hell: damniet I am not holy, although....
Al: shut up...
Hell: fine damniet....
Brad: CHOPPY? YOU WERE PLAYING WITH CHOPPY??!
Al: Choppy? Your blender's name is choppy? *smirk* you named your blender, and called it choppy??
Farfie: it's also has things like wip and dice....
Brad: *slaps Farfie*
Farfie: oh that hurt god
Brad: *glares at al* HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT CHOPPY'S NAME
Ken: O.o;;
Al: What are you doing here?
Ken: oh you know, wandering around, couldn't find my way back *runs into wall* damniet, they keep moving in front of me!
Al: -.-' let's say the adverage human uses 10% of their brain who much do you use?
Ken: 100%! I am ssspppppeeeeccciiiiaaallll.... unlike some
Al: 1 1/2 % the other bits are filled with... melted milkballs and bong extracts...
Ken: BONNNNNGGGG
Omi: *stares at Ken* you didn't get lost I brought you here *notices other people, hides darts behind back* I just thought no one else would be here.
Youji: you know bong sounds like....
Al: I DON'T WANNA KNOW.
Farfie: *spots Omi's darts* Darts hurt god when you are trying to kill your members with them *crackles*
Omi: *glares at farfie* SHUT UP FOOL!!!!!!!!
Aya: did I hear kill? SHI-NE!!!!!!!!
Youji: boooonnnngggg.....
Al: is that what you were trying to do Omi? kill ken?
Aya: there's that word again.....
Ken: I no longer feel safe. O.O anywhere.... even in my own bed
Youji: that was planted with bombs?
Omi: .; BURN IN HELL YOUJI!!!!!!!!!! *pounce*
Al: -.-'
Omi: if you don't want your pe-
Al: O.O enough of that......
Farfie: trying to rip someone's peni-
Al: *sweatdrop* moving on with my damn story! So Farfie was playing with the blender-i mean "Choppy"-
Brad: You back Choppy! *glares at farfie* farfbastard will never get you again *handcuffs blender to wrist*
Farfie: It hurts god when you have to handcuff yourself to a blender because farfbas- wait WHO THE HELL IS HE?!
All 'cept farfie: -.-'
Farfie: AND WHY DOES HE GET TO HURT GOD?
Aya: *beating Farfie with 2x4* baka.... ooo..... this is fun *wack wack wack*
Al: O.O Aya can I help?
Aya: *hands Al 2x4, contiues to wack*
Omi: hmmm...... *if only there was a way to switch Farfie and Ken* HAHAHA
Ken: O.o;;
Omi: come here my sweet, I have plans for you
Youji: JUST BECAUSE AYA IS BEATING THE CRAP OUTTA SOME SICK-MINDED MAN DOESN'T MEAN HE'S CUTE!!!
Al: WHO are you calling sick minded?
Youji: I AM DEAD SEXY!!!
Aya: *wack wack wack* ....
Ken: *getting dragged away by omi* @.@ my, what SHARP needles you have
Omi: their called darts dip-weed.
Youji: *shrugs* bbooooonnnnnggggggg.......
Ken: O.O holy hell! you are going to kill me aren't you?!
Hell: need I remind you....
Al: *stops wacking Farfie and starts wacking Hell* SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Omi: *snickers* kill? no.... I am shorts-boob-hat-hot-pink-boy. Not I-hate- ken-being-stupid-boy.
ken: ^^ oh ok.... for a second there... AH! *muffled shouts*
Aya: hmmm...? *keeps wacking Farfie*
Brad: wasn't there a plot?
Al: there was ok let me just finish this before Omi totally kills Ken.
Ken: Helhp!
Al: oo; uummm... ok Farfie's hand gets cut off by choppy
Brad: *strokes choppy* good boy.
Al: O_o; and ummm *keeps looking back as Brad starts licking Choppy* umm.... ok... and so *brad is now taking of his shirt* Farfie gets rused to the hospital by Nagi and Brad *brad is taking of pants* O.O
Nagi: I am finally in this huh...well i dun wanna anymore
Brad: Naughty Naughty Choppy
Al: O.O;; So then they sewing Farfies hand on and he freaks them out, like Brad is doing now.
Brad: *Naked* what?
All: O.O;;
Al: MY EYES!!!!!
Omi: must wash out image!!!!!!!!!! *runs to sink*
Aya: I would kill you but..... I must clean out my brain first *follows Omi*
Everyone else but Brad and Youji: *runs away*
Youji: oh come on it's not that big!
Ken: *with blindfold on* What? *trips over Brad and falls on Choppy*
Youji: ok now I am scared
Ken: O.O don't eat me... please....
Brad: *sniff* CHOPPY!
Al: PLEASE GOD DAMNIET END THIS
Farfie: everyone hurt god today and not me.... damniet....
Al: tomorrow Farf, tomorrow you can hurt god as many times as you want.
Farfie: YAY!
Al: now please for my sakes END!
END CHAPTER 1.