A/N: This took me about half an hour to write. I just improvised it after the idea of Alice not understanding mistletoe popped into my head.
Alice knew she was in trouble when Sharon ran up to her and pulled her away from the table without letting her finish her meat.
"Alice-san has a very special lesson today!" Sharon declared. Alice stared at her, hoping that Sharon would let her go, but instead, Sharon pulled her towards a little green plant hanging from the ceiling and stood her under it.
"What's that? Is it tasty?" Alice asked, indicating towards the plant.
"No!" Sharon giggled, "It's your lesson". Sharon turned to walk away, then turned back and said "Don't move from under that plant until I tell you to move"
"Or what?" Alice demanded, irritated at having been pulled away from her meat for a stupid plant. Sharon merely smiled and pulled out an extra-large paper fan from her pocket.
"Fine, I'll stay here!" Alice screamed before Sharon could get going. Smiling, Sharon turned and walked away.
The next three hours were torture for Alice. Torture. First, Break walked past, looked at the plant, then at Alice, then gave her a big kiss!
"What the hell, clown?" Alice screamed.
"Just doing what I needed to do, Alice-san" Break laughed, and walked away. Ten minutes later, Gil walked by. Again, he looked at the plant, then at Alice.
"Ah, hell" he muttered, and then gave her a little pack on the lips. Alice did get annoyed! Finally, her useless manservant came to save her.
"Oz, help me!"
"Alice?" Oz smiled, and leaned in to kiss her, too. Alice slapped him as hard as she could.
"Alice! I'm supposed to!"
"No, you're not!" Alice was on the verge of bursting into tears, and Oz sensed this, and decided to take pity on her.
"Yes, I am. You kiss people who are stood under the mistletoe"
"Missile…toe?"
"Mistletoe. It's the plant you're stood under. It's tradition to kiss people who are stood under it"
"But Sharon didn't tell me that"
Oz laughed, and said "Did she say you had to stay under there?". Alice nodded; worried she would start to cry. Why did everyone have to pick on her just because she didn't understand these things?
"Well, I can tell you that she's asleep in her room" Oz pulled her out from under the missile-toe and ran with her towards the door
"Come on, Alice, it's just started snowing."
Alice walked in three hours later, shivering from the cold, but still happy. She hadn't had so much fun in… well, she couldn't remember. Suddenly, she saw Gil, leaning against the wall under the missile-toe, reading. Obviously he'd forgotten it was there. Smiling at the thought of revenge, she crept up beside him as quietly as she could.
"Bite!"
A/N: If you didn't gte the ending, Alice decided to bite Gil on the cheek for kissing her earlier. Rate and review :)