Fan Service
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Huge thanks to Featherain for betareading this fiction!
Chapter 1
In a peaceful morning at Varia's household, there lived six men. Wait, but make that six powerful men. And when I say powerful, it doesn't have to be a muscular and body-well-built man. They were the heart of the mafia, and the Varia is an assassin squad. From the six men I mentioned, the one that is quiet but yet so scary is the boss, Xanxus. One is loud as if to proclaim that the world is to end soon, and that is the second in command, Squalo. The other is the flamboyant gaylord, Lussuria. The second youngest one to ever be recruited is a narcistic psycho who claimed himself as a prince, Belphegor. Then you have the baby named Mammon who is under a curse of staying a child forever. At last, but certainly not least, the youngest of the Varia (if you don't count the cursed child of course) is an emotionless, monotone, and bland guy, Fran. That's all.
Ah… someone is missing. Yes! There's another one who's always being forgotten. Not to mention, he's the ugliest member, but he has a kind heart that will only work to his beloved boss, Xanxus. His name is Levi.
"Oi, Xanxus! There's a huge problem outta here!" yelled Squalo to Xanxus. Not that that would make Xanxus actually listened. He was just sitting comfortably in his chair with his legs up on the table, sleeping.
"VOOOOOOOIIIIII!" Squalo's voice echoed to be heard everywhere at a three km radius and more.
But still, no movement from Xanxus. He was just giving a small "hmph".
Squalo gave one more "VOI", until the latter speaks up, "You're disturbing my sleep, trash. Get outta my room," grumbled Xanxus, not even bothering to flicker his eyelids.
"VOIIII! I said there's a huge problem outta here!" Squalo swung his sword constantly until an empty bottle of beer sailed high above and smashed into the man near the eyes. "You jerk of a boss! What was that for?!"
"Ushishishi… New conditioner for your hair, huh, Squa-lo?" Belphegor snickered, watching their 'dates' as he passed by.
"You damn brat! I'm gon-"
"You trashes fix that problem, hurry," Xanxus cut his line.
"Huh? What problem?" ask Bel.
"Get outta my room, trashes."
"It's not yet over, damn boss!"
"Hmph."
And finally, through curse words and more property damage, the two was removed from his room.
"Bel! I want you to take care of this problem, it seems like that jerk of a boss had handed it to me anyway. Take Fran to accompany you!" said Squalo.
"I said what problem? I'm not handling peasants' problem you know, ushishishi..."
"It's... More than terrible," Squalo lower his voice, making it sounds like somebody-is-going-to-die.
"Huh?"
"I will take it as a mission for you two to handle! So, here, I've prepared the information!" Squalo handed some papers to Belphegor, surprising the teenage boy slightly in speed.
"Oh, a mission? It's been a while," Bel grinned widely. He then made his way to Fran's room, opening the door without knocking like the usual.
"Senpai... Can you knock before you come in?" Fran's dull eyes stared at Bel.
"No, I can't. You know why? Because I'm a prince! Ushishishi!"
"It seems like you don't know what is privacy means," said Fran with his monotone voice. "What if you open my door while I'm changing my clothes or somewhat, and you carelessly see me wearing nothing but a towel?"
"Isn't that great? Shishi... Therefore, all you need is what they called as key," Bel smirked.
"Great, yeah, perverted fake prince. Remember when I've finally locked my door that day? You know it was locked but you forced to come in and what I got was a broken door. I lived in this room without any door on the next days after. It gave me mental trauma," Bel's smirk faded as he heard Fran's explanation.
"So what takes you here, to the peasant's small, dirty, and dusty room?" asked Fran, even though is room was in fact clean and tidy.
"Squalo gave us a mission, froggy peasant."
"What mission?"
"Here," Bel gave Fran the papers. "The prince is too lazy to read it. It doesn't have any picture. Moreover, the font is not princely; it will damage prince's sight."
Fran ignored him and read the papers, studied it, then nodded. "Is that all? Let's go, senpai, we can do it in no time."
"Okay, ushishishi..."
Fran sighed, going off to collect a large suitcase that Squalo had told them to bring as they exited from Varia's mansion, walking to somewhere that Fran-only-knew. There were only two of them and only Fran knew what the mission was for.
"So who is the victim of the prince?" asked Bel, playing his knife on his hand with a sick, sadistic grin.
"There's no need to kill people, Bel-senpai..."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Uh, Squalo was just... Ah, here it is."
"What?"
"The place we're searching for, of course. Tch, but it seems like it's already closed. We have to find another place before sun sets."
Before they knew it, they were hopping places, crossing rivers, climbing mountains, passing through jungles of monkeys and so on.
That is Varia Quality after all.
Nonetheless, not long after that, the sun sets and they found themselves getting... lost.
To be continued...
I know it's too short, I'm really sorry.
But since the title is Fan Service, what do you think will be happened to them? *blink*
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