Scene: A red velvet curtain is drawn across the stage. Voices may be heard as preparations are made.
Voice 1:
What the heck is going on here, and why am I dressed in these ridiculous clothes?
Voice 2:
I don't know! These clothes are itchy!
Voice 3:
They look nice, though. Look, I look like a princess!
Sound of multiple people coughing
Voice 4:
Dawn, stop that! You're stirring up dust!
Huh, looks like no one's been here in a while.
Voice 2:
Hey, Ash! What do you think is behind this curtain?
Curtain flutters slightly
Voice 1:
Angie, what's wrong?
Angie:
There's people out there! We're on a stage!
Voice 5:
This has to be a bad dream.
Voice 4:
Unless we're all having the same dream, probably not.
Voice 6:
No, this is not a dream!
Voice 5:
Who the heck are you?
Voice 6:
I am CrazyYanmega!
Voice 5:
Are you insane?
CrazyYanmega:
That is up for debate! But that
is not the reason I came to talk to you.
No, it is because you are all
going to become stars!
Voice 4:
Why would we want to become flaming
balls of hydrogen in the vacuum of space?
Voice 3:
Silly! If we're on a stage,
and he says he's going to make us stars,
that must mean we're going to be in a play!
Right?
CrazyYanmega:
Correct!
Voice 5:
And why would we want
to do something as stupid
and pathetic as that?
CrazyYanmega:
Because you do not wish to incur
the wrath of The Chicken!
Voice 5:
…
Okay, I am leaving.
I refuse to take part in a dumb play
for anyone, especially lunatics.
SQUAWK! *thump*
Sound of flapping is heard
Voice 5:
What was that?!
CrazyYanmega:
That was The Chicken.
Voice 1:
I can see it in the rafters!
Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu? Where'd ya go, buddy?
Angie:
We let all our Pokémon have a
break at Amity Square, Ash.
Remember?
Ash:
Oh, yeah.
Well then, I'll go and
take care of it myself!
CrazyYanmega:
I really don't suggest that
you should go up there-
Voice 3:
So what play are we doing?
I'm so excited!
CrazyYanmega:
The play is one of Shakespeare's finest!
It is Romeo & Juliet!
Voice 7:
Who's Shakespeare?
I've never heard of the play, either.
CrazyYanmega:
You will all find out soon enough!
I will give you all your parts in sections,
so you won't read ahead in your free time.
I'll give you your parts in due time.
Ash:
It has friends!
Voice 5:
Don't bring them here you idiot!
A storm of fluttering, squawking, and screaming may be heard.
Well, that's the intro! I'll post who is playing which character later. Updates will be bi-weekly. Get ready for this!
See ya!