This is something my cousin, Chelsea, and I, Kailee, made up one a sugar high one night.

Chapter One: The Auction

A car pulls in front of the Opera Populair and an old wrinkly man with monkeys on his mind steps out. A man comes around with a wheelchair and the old wrinkly man, also known as Raoul, sits in it.

Kailee: He trips on a bird and the bird beats the crap out of him.
That is how he ended up in the wheel chair.

Raoul enters the Opera House and scares a group of pigeons.

Chelsea: Each pigeon he scared made sure to make their droppings land on him on their way out.

There is an auction going on inside the building. The auctioneer is speaking. He is on the chubby side and has a mustache.

Chelsea: I think the auctioneer is a descendent of Piangi.

The screen then moves to an old withered woman, also known as Meg.

Kailee: Old Woman: I am too wrinkly. My days are over. I'm (choking, gagging coughing) I'm dying!

The auctioneer's apprentice shows a monkey music box.

Chelsea: Apprentice: Oooo, look at the pretty monkey box!

Raoul: Monkeys!

Auctioneer: Lot six six six, ladies and gentlemen…

Kailee: Did he just say 'Lot sex sex sex'?

Old Woman: Whaaaa (cough) He stole my monkey music box! Whaaaa!

Raoul: My monkeys, no one else's. They're all mine. Mwhahahaha. (Holds music box to chest and starts to pet monkeys head.)

Kailee: He scares me sometimes. Actually, he scares me all the time.

Chelsea: Raoul's not scary, he's just stupid. Stupid Fop, give me the monkey!

Raoul: What? You want my monkey? NEVER! (Runs out of the Opera House)

Kailee: I thought he couldn't walk.

Chelsea: Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh well…Pigeons, ATTACK!

(Hundreds of pigeons appear out of no where and follows Raoul out the door in delta formation.)

Raoul: Ahhhhh! Ow, hey that hurt. Ow! You'll never get my ow! Monkey! Ahhhhh! (Locks himself in car) Haha, you can't get in. (Sticks tongue out)

Chelsea: He's very immature for his age.

The screen shows a giant chandelier being uncovered. They start to raise it up. It's about halfway off the ground when Raoul suddenly appears under it with his music box. Then…

Chelsea: Kailee watch out. The chandelier is falling. (Grabs Kailee by the hand and drags her away) Raoul, look out.

Raoul: What? (Raoul looks up and gives a girly shriek as the chandelier fell down on top of him)

Chelsea and Kailee: Ouch!

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That's it for now. Hope you liked it. Please review and tell me what you think!