Been having the worst writers block ever and decided to do some prompts to get my creative juices flowing. The pairings would focus on one of these: Byakuya x Renji, Renji x Ichigo or Kenpachi x Renji. With some other side pairings, AU prompts are allowed.

CHAPTER 0NE

If there was one person who understood the complexes and intricacies of long distance pining Yumichika would say it was Renji without any hesitation. The Redhead seemed to be the embodiment of long distance, one-sided, unrequited pining of the worst caliber. Of course others might say the effeminate narcissist was simply being mean but Renji really wouldn't deny the claim.

His first crush was Rukia and honestly no one could blame him for falling for her, she was literally the only childhood friend that hadn't died on him. She was calm and collected but could be aggressive when it called for it, despite the major height difference she somehow was able to pull his ears when he was being an ass. She was beautiful, able to keep him in line and was awesome at Kido (Very important), she was also a very terrible cook but he found it cute… who wouldn't? She was perfect in every way as well as painfully unattainable.

He would do anything for her; he would break the rules for her, defile Gotei13 for her, heck he would die for her and what the fuck did he get in return? He got fucking friend-zoned, she even said he was the best brother she ever had (He was pretty sure it was the pain meds talking… at least he hoped it was). While it was worth the look on his captain's face the pain that came with that little piece of confession was worth being drunk out of his mind for three days, although the alcohol poisoning that came with it wasn't worth shit!

The next was on his fellow lieutenant Hisagi Shuuhei; Renji wasn't exactly sure how, why and when his crush started although he would blame it all on the accidental kiss they shared once… no, he wouldn't explain how the sexy tattooed lieutenants lips accidentally grazed his… okay, it involved the said lieutenant teaching him kido.

It wasn't his fault he fell for Hisagi, the man was sexy as fuck (Have you seen him shirtless), was a skilled fighter, fucking amazing at Kido and that damned tattoo on his face wasn't helping matters. Long story short he had no chance as the damned ass only had eyes for Matsumoto's boobs… that bastard!

The last and probably the most frustrating was the one on his captain – Kuchiki Byakuya. How and why the hell he fell for such an expressionless rock was beyond him, the man was a condescending ass but to be fair he was extremely hot it should be a crime. His captain was so strict and stiff there were times he was sure there had to be a stick shoved up his ass. The worst part was that his damned captain knew of the crush he had on him and had clearly told him not to let his fleeting feelings get in the way of his work.

Who the fuck tells someone that to their face anyway?

His love life took a dramatic hike down a cliff when his captain had 'accompanied' him to squad 11 to deliver some files, why Kuchiki Byakuya decided to follow him to the same squad he complained tirelessly about was beyond him but he suspected his captain enjoyed annoying Zaraki-Taichō just as much as the crazed captain enjoyed annoying him.

In retrospect he should have seen the signs as they were blatantly obvious, then again nothing would have prepared him for a VERY enthusiastic Yumichika who had twirled (There was no way else to explain it) to him and kissed him VERY enthusiastically (Tongue and all) in the middle of squad 11 training grounds.

Renji was thus met with a deadly glare from Ikkaku, and if the glare wasn't enough to make several alarm bells go off in his head, the killing intent all over his reiatsu definitely would, Zaraki-Taichō looked amused and dear Kami-sama the last thing he wanted was to amuse that damned crazed maniac, he was too young to die dammit! His captain who was probably holding some record in Seireitei for having the least facial expression was openly glaring at him, and something about the damn glare was accusing. Turning his attention back to Yumichika he was met with a familiar gleam in his eyes, the one he had been seeing a lot recently… that little shit!

Notes:

Prompt Requests for new chapters are wanted ＼(＾▽＾)／