Hunnigan's call! Leon's awesome vacation!?
Author's note: This story takes place around the end of Mother 3 and after Resident evil 6. I do not own either of these. BEGIN STORY
Leon was standing on top of a building with a feeling of triumph. "I did it. I saved Resident evil 6 from being completely awful." He thought for a moment and confirmed. "Not very good but not dog s*** bad."
All of a sudden, His stupid phone walkie-talkie thing started to ring. "I swear to god if this is hunnigan I am going to…" He trailed off, as he answered his *Ahem* phone. As soon as he answered it, he began to regret it.
"Leon It's me, Hunnigan." As soon as Leon Heard that voice, he knew he wasn't gonna get any vacation time. "What hell do I have to do now Hunnigan, Do I have to save that stupid bee-otch of a President's daughter again? Do I have to team up with some annoying bothersome fly who doesn't do anything but give me herbs when I don't need them!? DO I HAVE KILL SOME HORRIBLE DISGUSTING MONSTROSITY!? BECAUSE IF SO I DID THAT NOT 10 F*#&ING MINUTES AGO!
"Jesus Christ Leon calm down." A very calm Hunnigan from the other line said. "I was just calling to say you have vacation time" Leon was visibly surprised "Are… are you serious?" "Yes Leon, in fact you have always had vacation time. Leon are you there? Leon are you okay? Leon!? LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
Someone picked up Leon's dropped phone and angrily said "That's my line you dumb skank!"
CHAPTER 2 COMING REALLY SOON BRO.