Hello all! This is a request by Major Mike Powell III. Expect humour, fourth wall-breaking, language and lemon. So all the good stuff! So, a couple of things should be explained.

This is a pairing between Chun-Li and Mai Shiranui from Fatal Fury.

The nickname Mai has for Chun-Li is Haru Koishi, which literally translates to 'My Beloved Spring.' Because Chun-Li's full name (for those who don't know) is Chun-Li Xiang, which translates to 'Spring Beauty.' So that's explained, the other thing is why this isn't a crossover. It's not a crossover because...well, I'm of two minds. It does have characters from different franchises, but it doesn't feel like it should be in the crossover section. If you disagree, sue me. This is yuri, so you have been warned. Another warning is that at one point it appears as if hetero stuff is going on, but trust me, this is explicitly yuri. MaixChun-Li and a third party...

"Ugh!" Chun-Li pulled off her glasses and rubbed her eyes. For the past three hours, she had been filing paperwork. By this point, she had a migraine. She leaned backwards into her chair and took a breather. Her eyes were fighting to shut themselves. With a sigh, she turned back to her desk and looked at the last piece. It was a piece of paperwork from her own assignment a while back. Glad that all she had to do was sign it, she did so and decided to clock out early. Usually she left INTERPOL headquarters at five, but she had caught up with all her work. So she was ready leave at 4:15. Then she realised Cammy was due to drop by soon. Cammy made it fairly clear that she wanted Chun-Li back, but she was adamant to stay out of the endless kiss/make up/fight/break up/kiss loop. So Chun-Li attempted to stay friends with Cammy.

"Knock knock! Haru Koishi?" The person at her door bust their way in. Were it any other person, Chun-Li would have scolded them, and maybe even give them some of her paperwork. However, upon seeing the welcome visitor, she smiled and jumped up energetically.

"Mai!" The two women met in a hug. Both squeezed as hard as they could. When they pulled away, Mai's face went from a look of happiness to a look of concern. Mai peered closely at Chun-Li's eyes.

"You've been working too hard."

Chun-Li smiled.

"It was worth it. Now I can have a break." Chun-Li looked around the office and held her hands out.

"How come you're back so soon? I thought you were on an assignment?"

"Oh, I finished it. Turns out it was a false alarm." Mai chuckled. "Some guy that tipped us off turned out to be lying. He was trying to get back at his ex. So he was arrested for wasting our time."

"Sounds much like our first outing."

"Mmm."

"Although, that one must've been much more fun for you!"

"Heh..." Chun-Li had to agree there.

"Mai!" Chun-Li whispered.

"Yeah!"

"That building supposedly has some major drug dealers in there. So, here's the plan. I'm gonna sneak around the back. Give me forty seconds exactly, then you bust in! I'll hop in the other side, and then we'll have them!" Chun-Li made motions with her hands to emphasize parts of the plan.

"Ok!" Mai watched Chun-Li run quietly around the back of the building. She shook her head, then shimmied up a nearby lamp-post. She jumped on top, and then ran across a nearby electric wire to land nearby the door of her target. After this unnecessary showing of her ninja skills to reach the door that was merely across the road, she waited.

'Thiry-nine...forty!'

Mai kicked the door down, handgun drawn.

"All right punks! Show's over!"

"SURPRISE!"

Mai stopped dead. Somewhere in the back of her mind she noted Chun-Li opening the back entrance and pausing just as Mai herself did. The majority of her focus was on the small gathering of people in front of her. A few of her friends were there, but who really captured her attention was Andy.

"Heya Mai!" He waved her over. She walked over to him, stopping just in front of him.

"Andy..."

"Mai. I've decided to erm...date you. That is, if you still want to." Of course, this was followed by a teary and happy Mai, and plenty of fun at the party. Chun-Li stood off to the side, on the phone with Cammy.

"Yes Cammy. No, I'm fine. Yeah, turns out it was just a birthday surprise for Mai. The amount of time we waste kinda makes me wish that I hadn't invited her to join INTERPOL." Chun-Li had one arm held across her stomach, the other arm holding the mobile up to her ear.

"Well," Cammy laughed, "She did do well to give you a run for your money. She nearly had you with her pyro attacks!"

"Yeah," Chun-Li laughed too. "Good thing we Street Fighter characters can be regularly set on fire without dying." Somewhere in the middle of town, some builders knocked down the fourth wall. "Regardless, she does do well in INTERPOL, but it's SO annoying when she goofs off, or this sort of stuff happens."

"Mmm...what time are you getting back tonight?" Cammy seemed very hopeful, her voice hinted at something else...

"Not 'till late."

"Why not?"

"Well, I can't exactly leave Mai alone, can I? She doesn't know the city."

"Mmm...I'm dubious."

"About what?" Chun-Li bit her lower lip. She didn't like where the conversation was going.

"Since Mai joined INTERPOL, you haven't been coming home as early as normal. What's going on?"

"Nothing! I've had loads of paperwork. Yes, I have had Mai to help me while she does her training, but there's been heaps and heaps of it!"

"Humph. Awfully coincidental, isn't it?" Cammy's voice was ice. "Chun-Li, if you can't tell me the truth, then we're through."

"Cammy! I swear on all that is holy and sacred...nothing is going on!" Chun-Li's voice almost broke. Almost. But by now, she had gotten used to Cammy's trust issues. It didn't surprise her. What with her brain-washing and having never had a family... it must do bad things to the mind.

"Yeah, sure. We're through!" Cammy put the phone down. Chun-Li stared at the phone in her hand for a moment and sighed. That was the third time this month Cammy had broken up with her. Frankly, Chun-Li was getting sick of it. She looked around, and a thought struck her.

'Where's Mai?'

Mai was currently walking upstairs. Quite conveniently, one of the upstairs rooms happened to have a bed. Andy opened the door and sat on the bed.

"Andy?"

"Yeah?"

"Can we uh...do that? I've wanted to for so long."

Andy blinked, dumbfounded. Then, he jumped up and fist-pumped the air excitedly.

"Hell yeah!" He pulled his clothes off in pure excitement. He turned to Mai, ready to get busy. Then, he noticed her staring at his private area.

"Um...is there a problem, Mai?" He asked tentatively. Mai looked up at him, then back down. She pointed.

"What is that?" Her voice was shaky.

'She can't be serious!'

"Mai, it's um..." Andy knew that Mai had tendencies to be childish, and she was quite ignorant about many things, but this took the cake. "It's a...penis." He threw it out there. He expected any number of things, but not what actually happened.

"Ugh! It's ugly! Do all men have those?"

"Um...yes?"

"Oh god! Oh god! Ew, ew, ew, ew! Yuck!" Mai panicked and had a small fit.

"Mai..." Andy took a step forward.

"Ah! Stay back, spawn of Satan!" Mai held her index fingers in a cross. She shut her eyes and tried to back her body away while simultaneously pushing her fingers forward to ward of the...the...the...

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She promptly ran down the stairs, only to run into Chun-Li at the bottom.

"What is it Mai? What's the problem?" Chun-Li hugged Mai, who had run into her and clung on for life and limb.

"It's Andy...he...has a..." Mai sniffled.

"What? He has what? Did he hurt you?" Chun-Li was ready to give the bastard a piece of her mind!

"...PENIS! ANDY HAS A PENIS!" Mai cried out, drawing the attention of everybody in the room. There were a few people gathered who asked 'really? He does?' Chun-Li ignored those though, and concentrated on getting Mai past her tragic experience. Chun-Li knew exactly how that discovery made Mai feel, so she tried to comfort her.

"There there...everything's ok. It didn't hurt you, did it?" Mai shook her head, no in response.

'Good...dangerous things they are.'

"*sniff* Chun-Li?"

"Yes Mai?"

"What would it have done to me?"

"Well...they make you fat for nine months and then you give birth to a baby."

Mai gasped.

"That's horrible! How do you know that though? Did it happen to you?"

"Thankfully, no." Chun-Li chuckled. "I have friends afflicted with this evil curse. Weirdly, they seem to enjoy it...evil hags." The two women stood there hugging for a few moments.

"Chun-Li?"

"Mm."

"Can you cure me?" Mai asked.

An evil thought struck Chun-Li's mind.

"Why, yes I can, Mai. Come back to my house..." And thus, Chun-Li dideth cureth Mai of her affliction...with hardcore lesbian sex...eth.

"Yeah, you're right!" Chun-Li smiled. That was much more fun!" Chun-Li than sat in her chair. "God, I'm so stressed...just give me a min to get my gear together. Also..." Chun-Li was getting her things together from her desk. "Cammy and I are going out tonight. She's due to pick me up here."

Now, Mai was not a jealous individual. And she was 100% certain Chun-Li would not cheat on her. But she did see opportunity.

"Well...I've got to be careful to not lose you, huh?" Mai began to circle her way behind Chun-Li. "Let me take care of that stress..." Mai leaned over Chun-Li, tucked the back of Chun-Li's head into her breasts, and placed her hands on Chun-Li's shoulders.

"Mai..." Chun-Li could feel her lover's hands starting to rub into those tight knots of muscle. "Cammy will be here soon...what if someone catches us?"

"Heh." Mai kneeled down to whisper into Chun-Li's ear. "Who's gonna barge into the office of 'The World's Strongest Woman,' hm? Plus, we've got a nice half-hour to play." Mai emphasised the word with a lovely squeeze. "Just lie back...and let me take care of that stress..."

Chun-Li wanted to argue, but...Mai made a good case. And as the feeling of the stress floating away got stronger, she leaned back into her chair, allowing the touches of her lover to fill her world. Mai noticed the lack of resistance, and capitalised on the opportunity.

"Mmm...that's right...just relax." Mai's hands snaked across Chun-Li's shoulder, onto her back. She then hooked her hands under her captive's arms, and manoeuvred her hands onto the sizeable bust. She hovered her hands for a moment, for tension.

"Just enjoy my...caresses." At the word 'caresses' Mai squeezed. She squeezed Chun-Li's breasts several times through the shirt, ghosting her lips over Chun-Li's ears.

"You'll feel better soon..."

Chun-Li was in heaven. Her eyes were lidded, her hair buns were coming undone, and she was focussing on the, oh-so teasing ministrations. She was panting lightly, praying that Mai would keep massaging her breast. Imagine the disappointment when Mai pulled away. Mai walked to the front of Chun-Li and pulled her top off. Confined in a huge bra were the two world-famous breasts. Chun-Li's eyes boggled when she first saw them, and now, with each breast the size of her own head right in front of her, all she could do was reach up and...

"No, Haru." Mai brushed the stuff off the desk and patted it, signifying for Chun-Li to hop on. Chun-Li did so and was directed by Mai to lie down. She did so. Mai licked her lips.

"Now then..." Mai worked from the bottom up. She grasped Chun-Li's legs. She began to run her smooth fingers over them. Caressing, rubbing squeezing. She worked the muscle furiously, admiring the solid muscles, the thighs that were just begging to be touched. She worked even further up, skipping the waistline, before meeting Chun-Li's eyes. Mai leaned in. Their lips met. Gently. Chaste, it was over quickly. Mai jumped up onto the table, towering over Chun-Li. Her breath served to excite Chun-Li more.

Mai began to unclip her bra, while Chun-Li shimmied out of her own clothes. As soon as the huge bosom was set free, Chun-Li pulled Mai down, and attacked her neck. Her hands reached around the back and slipped Mai's pinstripe trousers off. Mai let them fall off her feet, and felt Chun-Li squeezing her ass.

"A bit antsy are we?" Chun-Li's response was another squeeze. Mai leaned down, and Chun-Li latched onto a nipple. In spite of all the previous times they had fornicated, it still amazed Chun-Li as to how large Mai's breasts were, which indirectly meant she had large nipples. Mai smiled down at her lover.

"Mmm..." Mai stroked Chun-Li's hair, careful not to disturb the cute hair buns. It amused her to see Chun-Li using her hands to force more of her tit into her mouth. "Now now, there is more to me than these large, juicy breasts."
Chun-Li licked her lips.

"Yeah...you're right!" Chun-Li flipped them both over so that she was now on top. She then pulled Mai's legs apart.
"Ooh...we haven't done that in a while. This should be fun!" Chun-Li loved this form of sex, but it was something both women saved for when they really needed it. Chun-Li slotted her pussy against Mai's, and adjusted her legs to form an odd looking scissor. Then, the thrusting began. It was slow, at first. And the odd surface of the desk didn't help. But as the two grew more comfortable, the pace picked up. Because Chun-Li was on top, she had to put more effort into it, and Mai took the opportunity to tease her.

"Tired already? Perhaps you shouldn't have the title of 'World's Strongest Woman.' C'mon, I'm-" Mai was cut off by Chun-Li's lips. If there's one thing Mai should have known about her lover, it was to never insult the title. Chun-Li's anger became energy, and she glowed yellow. Mai couldn't tell this, because her eyes were shut, enjoying the passionate, tongue swirling kiss. Chun-Li's hips went into overdrive, at over 120 TPM (thrusts per minute.) Mai was burning, and when Chun-Li squeezed her nipple at just the right moment...Mai moaned, quietly, but Chun-Li felt it. It was more of a whimper, a ghostly release of the pure passion in Mai's body.

"K.O!" An announcement came out of nowhere.

Both women panted. Sweat fell from Chun-Li onto Mai, and she lay on top of Mai, using her breasts as a pillow.

"That was..." Mai took a deep breath. "Probably our most intense session yet..."

"Mmm...Chun-Li agreed, voice muffled by Mai's chasm of cleavage. They lay for a moment more, before Chun-Li started to get up.

"We've got to get dressed...before Cammy gets here."

Mai laughed.

"No rush. It's not like a stupid fanfiction plot, where Cammy bursts in seconds before we get changed, conveniently interrupting me saying we're gonna be-"

"And just what is going on here?" Cammy burst into the room, mere seconds before the other women got dressed.

"...Safe..." Mai finished.

"Cammy..." Chun-Li was guilty in a way, but they were broken up, so why?

"Chun-Li. I'm disappointed in you. You gave up what we had, for this?" Cammy pointed at Mai in disgust.

"Excuse me; you're the one who broke up with me!"

"Hardly the point. I want you back...covered in slag sex-juice or not."
"Well, it's not happening. Me and Mai have a special relationship and-"

"If I may interject," Mai interjected, "Two girls are better than one, and three girls..." Mai giggled.

"Are you suggesting...a threesome?" Cammy asked incredulously. Cammy thought for a moment, then shrugged. "Sure, I'm game."

"It's down to you, Chun." Mai said.

Chun-Li thought carefully...
"I don't know..." Chun-Li was, understandably dubious.

"Oh come on!" Mai exclaimed. "Look at those FMB'S!" Mai pointed. Chun-Li had to agree, they made Cammy look HOT. As did the tight corset and skin-tight jeans. "Please, Chun? You don't have to get back together with her! Just shag her senseless now and then."

"That sounds lovely!" Cammy piped up.

Chun-Li took a deep breath and made her decision.

"She most certainly ca-"

CLIFFHANGER! Ha, I love teasing you people! Did she say can join us? Or can't? Heh, I'm not giving that away. I may consider adding more, but If I do, it will be in the distant future, because right now I need to catch up with other fics (namely, A Chance Meeting...) So, as promised, crack, humour, and lemon! I hope I met your expectations Major Powell! For those of you who don't get the title, Kunoichi is a female ninja (Mai) Lightning Kicks COME ON! If you don't know who Lightning Kicks represents, why are you reading FANfiction of Street Fighter? And FMB's=Fuck Me Boots (Cammy.) I hope you guys enjoyed, and see ya next time!