Disclaimer: I do not own inuyasha.

General POV
It was a warm and sunny day in sendoku time. Everything was calm and peaceful. It was the kind of day that would make you sick. Inuyasha would have loved to fall asleep if it wasn't for the constant shouts from the two mikos down below.
He's mine and I'm not going to give him up. I'm taking his ass down to hell with me where he belongs". Screamed a certain dead and angry miko.
Kagome was just as mad as she ever was.
"Look you dead bitch. Why don't you just leave him alone? How do you know that he even wants to stay with you? Have you asked him if he even wants to go to hell with your ass of walking clay?"
Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango and Shippou all stood on the edge of the clearing watching like spectators on the current situation.
"Inuyasha don't you think we should stop all this madness before it gets to far?" asked a worried Sango.
Inuyasha shook head no barely taking his eyes off the dean and the reincarnation of the two miko women.
"I agree". Piped in a leching monk from between Sango and Inuyasha. "I'm interested in this thing that Kagome called cat fights. And if I'm lucky, I might get to see some of those clothes ripped off like she said happens sometimes." He added in quietly. Sadly enough both Inuyasha and Sango had heard his last comment and now there was a outline of the monk in the ground.
Shippou shook his head from watching his adult companions bicker back forth between one another. 'They act like children and I should know I am one.'

Kagome and Kikyo were still screaming insults at one another.

Kagome's POV "You know what. I have a better idea. How about a little competition? I'll take you back to my time and we'll have a little singing contest" I told her and the others.
'Heh this will be easy I've been taking singing lesson since I was three and not only that but I have won every single talent show because of this voice. Plus, I always get the lead roles in chorus, not to brag.'

Kikyo's POV 'A singing contest huh.....well little miss reincarnation has just met her match. Singing was what I loved to do in my past time both dead and alive.' I nodded my head. "Bring it on." I told her. "I'll take you with anything, anytime, anywhere and I'll still beat you".

Inuyasha's POV I watched as the girls made there arrangements to the competition in silence but I was starting to get pissed. 'how the hell are these girls gonna make arrangements to see who gets me when I don't even know what the hell is going on. It's just not right. ' "What about me don't I have a say in all of this." I finally screamed out. But I quickly slithered back into the dark corner I was in before when I got the death glare from the both of them. "No!!!" the two of them screamed in unison. 'Women....can't live with them can't live without them.'

(General POV)The next day at Kagome's house.......
Everyone from the day before was in Kagome's living room. Kikyo, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku and Shippou were huddled in the farthest corner away from the huge black box that Shippou called a screaming Banshee in a box. "Come on you stupid piece of ........here we go now. Alright you guys......" her voice trailed off as she noticed that they were all shaking uncontrollably in the corner of the room. "Hey don't worry its not going to do anything. Now this thing is called a Chero-."
"It's a banshee in there you captured it and now it's pissed!!" screamed Shippou still in the very back shivering behind Sango.
"Oooookay then. Right this is a Cherokee machine and that's what were going to use for our little contest." She said. Everyone nodded and Shippou kept his mouth shut this time. Kikyo stood up and picked up a mike "Let's do this. Hell is waiting for me and Inuyasha." She said Kagome nodded.
"This song is called the boy is mine by Monica and Brandy. I'm Brandy and Your Monica. Just read the words when they come up on the screen." Kikyo said nothing and the music began to play. ________________________________________________________________________
Hey azoog here I've had this story in my head for so long please someone review and read some of my other stories.