Tingle Sees a Psychiatrist
My first humor and my first story. Actually I am the writer of stories from a long time ago, like "Gannon sees a Psychiatrist", a classic. I will re- post it for you all later. Here you go:
The Quack (Psychiatrist): Ok, lets see who's on the ajenda today. #He looks at his notepad# Oh no, Tingle.
#Tingle busts the door down while running from Link#
Tingle: Oh Mr. Fairy! Don't hurt mee! All I wanted was you to buy one of my maps!!
Link: I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE G*Y THINGS! I WANT TO KILL YOU!!
The Quack: Link! Tingle! STOP!
Tingle: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#Link (laughing evilly) hits him upside the head with the Megaton Hammer#
Tingle: Mr. Fairy STOP! #He pulls out a sub-machine gun#
#Link runs out screaming like a little girl#
The quack (weakly): Ok, T-Tingle, take an s-seat.
Tingle: sorry Mr. Doc.
The quack; Now Tingle, why are you here?
Tingle: I am afraid of heights.
Quack; Well...That's your own frickin problem now isn't it?
Tingle: yes.
Quack: Any other reason?
Tingle: Why doesn't anybody like me?
Quack: maybe because YOU'RE A FRICKIN 35 YEAR OLD MAN WEARING TIGHTS WHO CANT GET A HINT THAT HE WONT EVER GET A FREIND IN YOUR ENTIRE, PATHETIC LIFETIME!!!
Tingle: oh yea? Well TINGLE TINGLE KALOOMPHAA!!! ~Silence~
Quack: what the hell was that?
Tingle- my magic words
Quack- oh, what do they mean?
Tingle- well backwards they say AAHPMOOLAK ELGNIT ELGNIT.
Quack- What??
Tingle - AAHPMOOLAK ELGNIT ELGNIT means, " I am gay" in German.
Quack- I agree
Tingle- With what?
Quack- you're gay
#Tingle smiles and winks at the Quack#
Quack- Get out
Tingle- Wha?
Quack- Get the hell out of this room.
#The quack pushes Tingle out of the room#
~Faintly~
Tingle-Hi Mr. Fairy!!
Link- DIE YOU LITTLE GAYWAD!!!!!!! #Pulls out a bazooka, grenade launcher, and a M16 Assault Rifle#
*Gunshots are being fired while tingle screams#
The end
My first humor and my first story. Actually I am the writer of stories from a long time ago, like "Gannon sees a Psychiatrist", a classic. I will re- post it for you all later. Here you go:
The Quack (Psychiatrist): Ok, lets see who's on the ajenda today. #He looks at his notepad# Oh no, Tingle.
#Tingle busts the door down while running from Link#
Tingle: Oh Mr. Fairy! Don't hurt mee! All I wanted was you to buy one of my maps!!
Link: I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE G*Y THINGS! I WANT TO KILL YOU!!
The Quack: Link! Tingle! STOP!
Tingle: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#Link (laughing evilly) hits him upside the head with the Megaton Hammer#
Tingle: Mr. Fairy STOP! #He pulls out a sub-machine gun#
#Link runs out screaming like a little girl#
The quack (weakly): Ok, T-Tingle, take an s-seat.
Tingle: sorry Mr. Doc.
The quack; Now Tingle, why are you here?
Tingle: I am afraid of heights.
Quack; Well...That's your own frickin problem now isn't it?
Tingle: yes.
Quack: Any other reason?
Tingle: Why doesn't anybody like me?
Quack: maybe because YOU'RE A FRICKIN 35 YEAR OLD MAN WEARING TIGHTS WHO CANT GET A HINT THAT HE WONT EVER GET A FREIND IN YOUR ENTIRE, PATHETIC LIFETIME!!!
Tingle: oh yea? Well TINGLE TINGLE KALOOMPHAA!!! ~Silence~
Quack: what the hell was that?
Tingle- my magic words
Quack- oh, what do they mean?
Tingle- well backwards they say AAHPMOOLAK ELGNIT ELGNIT.
Quack- What??
Tingle - AAHPMOOLAK ELGNIT ELGNIT means, " I am gay" in German.
Quack- I agree
Tingle- With what?
Quack- you're gay
#Tingle smiles and winks at the Quack#
Quack- Get out
Tingle- Wha?
Quack- Get the hell out of this room.
#The quack pushes Tingle out of the room#
~Faintly~
Tingle-Hi Mr. Fairy!!
Link- DIE YOU LITTLE GAYWAD!!!!!!! #Pulls out a bazooka, grenade launcher, and a M16 Assault Rifle#
*Gunshots are being fired while tingle screams#
The end