Disclamer: I do not own Naruto or any members of the Akatsuki. I wish I did though.
A Drunkin Uchiha
It was 10 at night and Itachi was on his sixth cup of sake. Hidan came walking in to get a midnight snack and saw Itachi drinking.
"You know it's a sin to drink, Jashin-sama forbids it" hidan said getting a box of cookies and opening it.
Itachi replied "Its always you to lecture me of such invisible forces."
"Well if you had accepted Jashin-sama as your god I would be more considerate instead of being a fucking prick."
As Itachi downed his seventh his emotions took over. "Listen I don't need lecture from a zeliot who has a swearing problem. To tell you the truth I am sick and tired of you always telling me something that I really don't give a shit about." Itachy poured another glass. "I have my own faith."
"What do you know about faith if you can't accept any god."
"Faith is not about applying to a relgion it's about believing in what you deemed to be right and wrong." He then drank his eight-cup of sake
"I fucking know that, oh my fucking Jashin put the fucking liquor down you had enough."
"No" Itachi then growled at Hidan's stupidity. To tell you people the truth never take his liquor away from him this is why. "Get away or the purple ponies will eat your brain."
Hidan stopped 'WTF purple ponies' Hidan thought 'wow I never knew he would be this fucking delusional'.
"I like pie." Itachi said in a daze.
"Wait what the hell" Hidan was more confused than ever.
Just then Kisame walked into the kitchen with Tobi lagging behind him.
"Oh boy it seems our Itachi is drinking away again" Kisame said looking at the drunk Uchiha
"Cake is a lie." Itachi muttered
Tobi was taken aback of what Itachi said and then yelled "CAKE II NOT A LIE IS GOOD, Tobi loves cake".
Every one in the room stared at the masked boy staring at him in a WTF look.
"Tobi heard Itachi making fun of cake, and Tobi loves cake so I defended my prechious cake."
"Tobi shut the fuck up" Hidan said with a confused look.
"Cake is a lie pie is just right." Itachi said in a drunkin daze.
"Wha.." Tobi was cut off with Kisame's hand on Tobi's mouth.
"Shut it now he is drunk don't get him mad let him have is fun tobi."
"Hey I have a great idea.." itachi said but just dazed off again whistleing "I love you" from Barny.
"Is it me or doess he always get like this, Kisame your his partner please tell me it's a drunkin thing."
"It's a drinkin thing."
Hidan sighed, Kisame's eye twitched. Tobi sweat dropped.
"Is it Tobi or does Itachi-san look silly with that bowl on top of his head."
As Tobi said that Kisame and Hidan both looked at Itachi and all sweat dropped.
"WTF is he doning with a fucking bowl on his head."
"Tobi thinks it suits Itachi-san."
Both Kisame and Hidan replyed. "Tobi shut the hell up." They all said looking at the orange masked man
Just then there was a big thump on the floor. They all looked at the Uchiha who fell on the floor and started to laugh. Then as the laugher died all three head some snoring. Itachi was asleep on the floor of the kitchen.
"Well its about time he zonked out." Kisame said and sighed.
"Hey I have and idea lets draw on him."
Tobi and Kisame looked at hidan and was giving a areyoucrazyhewillkillus look.
"Kisame Tobi thinks we should leave itachi-san alone."
"Tobi that is the smartest thing you said so far."
They all walked out of the kitchen leaving Itachi on the floor sleeping.
(AN) This is the most fun thing I have written It is the most random thing I have done and I was in the shower when I though of this. I hope you enjoyed.
BTW this is my second Fan Fic I have one with an OC .