NEVER SHOULD'VE HAPPENED
She saw him wounded. She ran with all her might. She knew she had to do something; but what? Asuka put her hand on him to see if he was breathing, she saw a white luminous light, and the devil get up, calm on his face, his features as perfect as a statue carved from marble.
He fell unconscious and landed….well landed in a somewhat uncomfortable position for Asuka. His head stayed there for a few moments, Asuka was helpless (as if!) she tried to push him away, but little did she know the horny bugger was a perv even in his sleep!
He fell back, and for the first time she saw a single glistening tear stream down his cheek. She felt a connection, a bond with him; at that moment a tear drop like a small snowflake drifted from her eye, while sparkling in the golden light, and perfectly intertwined with his. His lips where glinting. She couldn't resist, and touched his lips with her soft petals. His eyes opened and in his deep knowing eyes she could see her universe.
3 years later
"Jin! JIN!! J-I-N GET UP!!!" Asuka was wearing her usual pink bathrobe and panda flip flops (a birthday gift from guess who!) she had a mug of coffee in her hand, and her hair was rolled up in curlers, and she had a green face mask.
Jin got up and turned to look at his beautiful wife, although they were married, Asuka was still a virgin, as in her family it was believed that if a girl was married at a young age she could only lose her virginity on her 20th birthday, and on that day she had to get pregnant. Asuka's 20th birthday was less than 3 weeks away, and Jin couldn't wait any longer, he was ecstatic! He rubbed his eyes and saw Asuka's face "AAAAGH! Whats that on your face!" he jumped right out of his pajamas, and quickly put them on, for some strange reason he too was wearing pink panda pj's. Asuka gave him an angry look, and turned off the purple panda night light; she quickly went to the kitchen and made Jin a lucky panda cereal breakfast. The box read "Silly Kuma, Lucky Panda Cereal is for Panda's!"
Jin got up and went to the bathroom, he took out his electric shaver, the shaver got caught in his hair and he had to cut it off a little bit. Next he went for a bath, and in a freak accident the hello-kitty soap fell inside the toilet. And because Asuka was in a bad mood she took the opportunity to run into the bathroom and turn on the flush. So Jin had to dry himself without soaping. 'Its OK Jin count to 10 … 1 … 2 … 6…..no that's not right! Ugh!" he went to his dresser and took out his clothes to wear, just then Asuka's voice came from the kitchen "JIN SOME REALLY OLD BIG GUY WEARING A CROSS BETWEEN A G-STRING AND A DIAPER STARTED DROOLING AT OUR DOOR! SO I GAVE HIM ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR, YOU"LL HAVE TO WEAR THE ONES XIAO GAVE YOU!!" grimace Jin hated Xiao's stupid gifts that would come at his door every single day. His house was like a Panda Museum.
So he took out a pack that read "BABY PANDA TIGHTIE WIGHTIES" and put them on, they were too tight! But well at least he had clean underwear.